2018-01-06 at 6:08 AM UTC
The only way I can really think of is starving or dehydrating yourself to death. I know it's possible to choke yourself out to the point of passing out, but can we choke ourselves to death with our bare hands?
Could we claw into our chest and remove our own heart?
Maybe snap our own neck? That one seems plausible.
2018-01-06 at 6:10 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You already don't need anything. You just have wait.
2018-01-06 at 6:16 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You could just jump off a cliff.
2018-01-06 at 6:32 AM UTC
The easiest way would be to bite off your own tongue. If you can't bring yourself to do it, you can put it between your teeth and punch yourself in the jaw, or do a "squat but stick your chin out to one side and drop your jaw onto your knee. Not only will you bleed out, but if you do it hard enough, the muscle will snap back into your throat and choke you.
You could grow a nail out and slit your wrists.
You could try to puncture your own jugular.
2018-01-06 at 7:01 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Take your middle finger and drive it through one of your eye sockets, poke a hole in your brain, then pull as much brain matter out as possible.
2018-01-06 at 7:05 AM UTC
Wouldn't you pass out from the pain before causing lethal damage? My biggest concern with that would be failing and winding up as a retard for the rest of my life.
Same goes with the tongue method. If you mangle it, but don't die, you would be mute for the rest of your life.
2018-01-06 at 7:06 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Grab your dick with both hands while flaccid and tear it off, then bleed out.
2018-01-06 at 7:08 AM UTC
That would ruin the the prospect of an open casket.
2018-01-06 at 7:09 AM UTC
I tried to think of more ideas but the thought makes me uncomfortable
2018-01-06 at 7:09 AM UTC
Ooh. Could you grow your hair long, rip it out in chunks, and then cram it down your throat until you choke to death? Seems like the best option to me.
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2018-01-06 at 7:15 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Punch your windpipe and smash it in.
2018-01-06 at 7:18 AM UTC
Make a gash anywhere on your body. Take a shit. Smear crap in said gash. Wait for infection. Die.
2018-01-06 at 7:41 AM UTC
I always assumed the tongue thing would work but there doesn't appear to be any documentation of anyone actaully managing to kill themselves that way.
Who would have thought?
2018-01-06 at 8:46 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I'm sure there's some posture you could lock yourself into that would cut off your breathing
the closest I've heard of was a famous aboriginal painter here who literally did the Joker's magic trick on himself; stood a paintbrush up on the table and headbutted it into his eye socket
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
https://www.sbs.com.au/nitv/article/2016/04/13/who-killed-malcolm-smith-must-see-film-about-deaths-custodythis guy - turns out he wasn't famous for painting, he was famous because his magic trick was one of the catalysts for investigation into the sheer number of aboriginal deaths in custody (turns out the only reason why there were so many aboriginal deaths in custody was just because there was a correspondingly high number of aboriginals in custody overall).
Wootten investigated the death of Malcolm Charles Smith, a 28-year-old aborigine who died in January, 1983, in Sydney's Long Bay prison after he stuck a paint brush into his brain through his eye socket.
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