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Fucking CHIPS
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2018-01-05 at 10:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by D4NG0 And we see here now, ladies and gentlemen, the beginning of a new feud. Why do the random degenerates which inhabit NIS engage in such beta male posturing?
Because. It's for the lulz. And the fake internet points awarded with the almighty 'Thank' button. They do things untold to a man's ego.
This particular feud was born on a sunny afternoon. Sparkle, the resident corpse, posted a long forgotten trove of Enter's comics in a desperate attempt to stir up feelings of longing for times past. mmQ, upon seeing the collection, scoffed and dismissed it with a snide remark of 'unfunny'. Hearing his prized creation trashed by the undisputed comical king of this cesspool, Enter was crushed. Then he was outraged. He ranted and raved, but mmQ refused to back down.
The two have been at each other's throats ever since that fateful day. Like all feuds, this one is expected to last long after everyone has ceased to remember or care.
That's the Dargo I love and have forgotten. Mmmmmmm. -
2018-01-05 at 10:33 AM UTCBut i can't thank that after seeing Enter thank it already. ;)
I want to though. -
2018-01-05 at 10:35 AM UTCJust hug it out bros. Full homo.
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2018-01-05 at 10:38 AM UTCi'll agree to stop hating on literally all users, if someone else joins my crusade in hating capitain paki the faggot (captain falcon)
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2018-01-05 at 10:40 AM UTCSince Falco is objectively smarter funnier and wittier than you, I cannot get on board. But I will stop caring about you if you want?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-05 at 10:47 AM UTCAt this point in the feud, attempts at peace talks have failed. mmQ took the opportunity to go for the jugular, not only supporting Enter's arch-nemesis, but calling him wittier and funnier. May God spare us all from the autistic screeching that is sure to follow.
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2018-01-05 at 10:51 AM UTC
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2018-01-05 at 10:57 AM UTCEverybody on this forum is a mong
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2018-01-05 at 10:58 AM UTCAlso kettle cooked salt and vinegar or nothing
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2018-01-05 at 11:17 AM UTCI'm sitting on the edge of my couch.
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2018-01-05 at 3:02 PM UTCBump for more discussion about marketing tactics. Unreal.
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2018-01-05 at 3:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ They still all have the stupid bags that are like 40% content and 60% air even though everyone knows that's what's up. Why don't they just stop doing that at this point?
The air stops the chips from breaking. If you packed it with 100% chips, it would arrive at your home crushed. -
2018-01-05 at 3:42 PM UTC^^
Yea, but what about pringles tho?
wait, maybe the canister IS just a marketing tactic as well, dear god. -
2018-01-05 at 3:46 PM UTCI've been putting Fritos in my sandwiches lately. It's pretty good.
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2018-01-05 at 7:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by Nil ^^
Yea, but what about pringles tho?
wait, maybe the canister IS just a marketing tactic as well, dear god.
The can is a good way to transport it all but it's not possible for normal chips.
Pringles are made by mashing up the potatoes first, then laid out as a sheet, cut, and then individually molded during the drying process. This makes them have a regular shape that can be stacked and therefore has a really high packing factor.
Regular potato chips are simply peeled from whole potatoes, then fried. That means they will have irregular shaped and can't be stacked like that, so the best option is to just throw them all into a bag. -
2018-01-05 at 7:08 PM UTC
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2018-01-05 at 7:09 PM UTC
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2018-01-05 at 7:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop My wild guess is it's probably a packing/shipping thing. The extra air is probably a cheap cushioning to prevent crushing in transit.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon The air stops the chips from breaking. If you packed it with 100% chips, it would arrive at your home crushed.
These statements are true.
Originally posted by Nil ^^
Yea, but what about pringles tho?
wait, maybe the canister IS just a marketing tactic as well, dear god.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon The can is a good way to transport it all but it's not possible for normal chips.
Pringles are made by mashing up the potatoes first, then laid out as a sheet, cut, and then individually molded during the drying process. This makes them have a regular shape that can be stacked and therefore has a really high packing factor.
Regular potato chips are simply peeled from whole potatoes, then fried. That means they will have irregular shaped and can't be stacked like that, so the best option is to just throw them all into a bag.
Pringles chips are designed to be stacked. They also have to ship upright. If they were laid down, they would also break. -
2018-01-05 at 7:14 PM UTCThe bottom of Pringles cans always have broken Pringle "shells."
Not to mention, all potato chips are broken. :D -
2018-01-05 at 7:18 PM UTC
