2018-01-05 at 5:21 AM UTC
They still all have the stupid bags that are like 40% content and 60% air even though everyone knows that's what's up. Why don't they just stop doing that at this point?
2018-01-05 at 6:28 AM UTC
Oh now I get why Enter makes so many basic threads because it's like planting seeds and you hope one blossoms and you can check on your plants and see how they're doing.
This plant sucks. I hate it.
*Stomps aggressively on plant while weeping unabashedly and shaking both fists autistically at my sides*
2018-01-05 at 7:04 AM UTC
*checks on flattened plant*
Oh. Still dead. RATS!
2018-01-05 at 7:34 AM UTC
I guess that's why I pour the bags contents into these cheap ass basic bitch red plastic bowls I buy at walmart. Makes it seem like that isn't a problem/it didn't happen. Perhaps it's a coping mechanism from when I was shorted a bag of weed in 9th grade *shudders*
2018-01-05 at 8:28 AM UTC
Three hundred thousand suckers born every day
2018-01-05 at 8:37 AM UTC
There are only like 5 people on this site worth talking to anymore. Lanny just made me realize it. And he and I rarely talk.
I'm about done! Hrmph!
2018-01-05 at 8:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
Lol. That makes good sense.
But still doesn't help my actual point. Why do they still do it to begin with?
I think if they just made their bags a little smaller and all plump, they'd sell more. Like the same reason your pour them into your red cringe containers.They are FULL. why don't the marketing people just sell bags FULL to the brim these days? That's what I want. Don't fill me full of hot air!!
My wild guess is it's probably a packing/shipping thing. The extra air is probably a cheap cushioning to prevent crushing in transit.
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2018-01-05 at 10:23 AM UTC
And we see here now, ladies and gentlemen, the beginning of a new feud. Why do the random degenerates which inhabit NIS engage in such beta male posturing?
Because. It's for the lulz. And the fake internet points awarded with the almighty 'Thank' button. They do things untold to a man's ego.
This particular feud was born on a sunny afternoon. Sparkle, the resident corpse, posted a long forgotten trove of Enter's comics in a desperate attempt to stir up feelings of longing for times past. mmQ, upon seeing the collection, scoffed and dismissed it with a snide remark of 'unfunny'. Hearing his prized creation trashed by the undisputed comical king of this cesspool, Enter was crushed. Then he was outraged. He ranted and raved, but mmQ refused to back down.
The two have been at each other's throats ever since that fateful day. Like all feuds, this one is expected to last long after everyone has ceased to remember or care.
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