2018-01-05 at 4:35 AM UTC
I have been trying to get into the Order Of The Iron Sun for 6 months now. For all of you who don't know, all the conspiracies attributed to the jedis, illuminati, Freemasons etc? Yeah that's actually these guys.
It all started when my buddy at the country club and I started taking politics over golf. It went in the same direction it usually does: "people are stupid mmhmm if I was in charge mmhmm the jedi question mmhmm nuke the Vatican mmhmm"
Then one evening, on my way back to my Land Cruiser, I got ambushed and kidnapped. I didn't see it coming: bag over my head, and the rest went by in a flash. I thought for sure that the jedis finally got me, it was curtains for Captain Morgan, but turns out it was just an invitation to apply for the Knights of the Eight Covenant of Wallachia, the particular chapter of the OTIS that controls the media in my neck of the woods.
Long story short, I finally had my interview with Rupert Murdoch today. He looked at all my references, all my accomplishments and distinctions and smurfing me a bunch of questions, it was growing well, until he reached my bank statement.
He started howling, pressed the buzzer on his desk and said "Cindy, could you please tell Soros to come in here? Do it quick or I'll ruin your life." Cindy hustled, and Soros shuffled in. Now Murdoch shows him my balance sheet and this guy just starts squealing with laughter too.
"50 million?!?! HAHAHA what do you want to be, our janitor? Make a billy and apply again, then we'll talk. Ahhhh, they was great, I needed that laugh."
I walked past the Bugattis and Lamborghinis in shame to my humble Land Cruiser. I guess I will never get to participate in the globalist conspiracy.
#ForeverAPawn
2018-01-05 at 4:59 AM UTC
Join your local elites, become a state elite, then a federal elite and maybe one day you can be a global elite too. :o
2018-01-05 at 5:03 AM UTC
Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Too brown to join the global elites
Fixed that for u babe
Are u comeng home for dinner
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2018-01-05 at 6:11 AM UTC
OMG Falcon PMed me and tried to insinuate that he was a member of the order of the OMFG "Iron" Sun.
It's some weird drunken handsome and well tanned individual confabulation of the Black Sun and Iron Cross. Yet I still feel like I need to take a shower after being anointed with the "Iron Sun".
I genuinely feel like a Pakistani has just cum all over me. I can smell it. Eww.
2018-01-05 at 6:13 AM UTC
Washing my eyes and my throat out with toilet bleach atm. Goddam.
2018-01-06 at 7:50 PM UTC
Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
The names of these cults or clubs are really pretentious sometimes. Cartels here have names like that sometimes; there's even one called Knights Templar. Imagine someone calling himself a Templar Knight slinging you crack.
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2018-01-11 at 1:49 PM UTC
Lol what a fakin ass indian.
Never showed no opulence.
2018-01-11 at 1:52 PM UTC
Skipped to the end and there wasn’t even a Bel-Air joke. Wtf dude
2018-01-11 at 2:50 PM UTC
A little while ago i joined the Great Enlightened Society of Oculists. It's not all it's cracked up to be but i'll let you know once i rise through the ranks.
2018-01-11 at 3:58 PM UTC
I am currently trying to join the Order of the Bronze Sun, hopefully I can work my way up to Iron Sun
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2018-01-11 at 4:10 PM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
This thread confirms that you trolled me in that other thread about your success. Well played. I done got got.
I take solace in knowing that I am where I am and don’t have to make up stories about it, all while getting to come here and watch you make up stories, knowing you are where you are.
2018-01-11 at 4:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Issue313
Don't invite him home honey. Filthy Pakistanis carry diseases.
It's seafood and cryptocurrency tips for dinner. Todays is us debating the merits of QTUM vs ADA/Cardano.
QTUM is getting shilled on Reddit, and ADA is generally seen as not very good of a product and/or team. That's all that matters. The shilling.
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