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  1. Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Originally posted by benny vader thats not true.

    i see it in the tv niggers keep calling other niggers niggers and then they touched each other affectionately.

    im pretty sure if i tune into spic tv ill see spic calling other spics spics and then hug or touch each other affectionately.
    That's not really how it works but I have never understood why blacks call each other niggers all the time and then get butthurt other people use that word in any context. It's even more hilarious when it's white people who get the most butthurt about it as well, getting butthurt because some white person said the word nigger somewhere.
  2. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Vizier That's not really how it works but I have never understood why blacks call each other niggers all the time and then get butthurt other people use that word in any context. It's even more hilarious when it's white people who get the most butthurt about it as well, getting butthurt because some white person said the word nigger somewhere.

    no, we chinks call each other chinks all the time too. just admit it spic,

    you call your brethren spics all the time too.
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I've been called a "white cracker" before.
  4. Originally posted by Vizier That's not really how it works but I have never understood why blacks call each other niggers all the time and then get butthurt other people use that word in any context. It's even more hilarious when it's white people who get the most butthurt about it as well, getting butthurt because some white person said the word nigger somewhere.

    The easiest way to explain the logic is, imagine if instead of black people, it's a group of friends, and the word "nigga" is "faggot". So people inside that group can be fine calling each other faggot, but if you randomly call one of them faggot and you're not their friend, it's probably going to be a problem.

    The logic of nigger is parallel to that.

    Not saying I agree with it, but that's the logic they present.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    1. White person elbows way into circle of black gang members.
    2. White person says, "Heyyy. Whuzzup, nigs?"
    3. Black people all shoot white person several times.
  6. Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL 1. White person elbows way into circle of black gang members.
    2. White person says, "Heyyy. Whuzzup, nigs?"
    3. Black people all shoot white person several times.

    *Seinfield bass plays*
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  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by benny vader quit speaking you spic

    Correction, Canadian Spic.
  8. Originally posted by Vizier *Seinfield bass plays*

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  9. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Why can't people just drink socially
  10. or not drink at all. i'm going to a party this weekend, and will be the only one drinking. i'm going to have complete control over all the drunk fucking victims, and will NOT give in to peer pressure. not even one beer. i will laugh at their fucking idiocy as they get wasted and reveal all their secrets to me, which, using my clear, sober mind, i will remember.

    drink up, fuckers!
  11. Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Aren't Australians hardcore drunks? "Oi Sheila, 'and me a beeah, the barbie is ahmost raady innit"
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  12. Originally posted by Vizier Aren't Australians hardcore drunks? "Oi Sheila, 'and me a beeah, the barbie is ahmost raady innit"

    Aren't mexicans hardcore FUCKING SPICS WHO DESERVE DEATH???!!!
  13. Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    This one youtube clown here who was like 17 got shot 15 times in a bar not too long ago because he said some drug lord 'sucks his dick' in some shitty video while drunk or something.
  14. Alcohol has never improved a life. You do realize anyone successful is laughing at you, right? You're fucking broken. You put that shitty substance in your body and literally give yourself brain damage and make yourself sick the next morning. And why? Because it's the only legal, most accessible drug, two things that prey on your pussiness and laziness, due to your unwillingness to break the law by getting better drugs.

    Why did you start drinking? Did you decide, "hey, I've done some research on this drug called "alcohol", so I'm going to go down to the liquor store and try it out for myself" like you did with various other drugs? No, that's not what happened. Alcohol is the only drug you started taking because of peer pressure, you weak, weak son of a cunt.
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  15. Originally posted by Enter or not drink at all. i'm going to a party this weekend, and will be the only one drinking. i'm going to have complete control over all the drunk fucking victims, and will NOT give in to peer pressure. not even one beer. i will laugh at their fucking idiocy as they get wasted and reveal all their secrets to me, which, using my clear, sober mind, i will remember.

    drink up, fuckers!



    Originally posted by Enter Aren't mexicans hardcore FUCKING SPICS WHO DESERVE DEATH???!!!



    Originally posted by Enter Alcohol has never improved a life. You do realize anyone successful is laughing at you, right? You're fucking broken. You put that shitty substance in your body and literally give yourself brain damage and make yourself sick the next morning. And why? Because it's the only legal, most accessible drug, two things that prey on your pussiness and laziness, due to your unwillingness to break the law by getting better drugs.

    Why did you start drinking? Did you decide, "hey, I've done some research on this drug called "alcohol", so I'm going to go down to the liquor store and try it out for myself" like you did with various other drugs? No, that's not what happened. Alcohol is the only drug you started taking because of peer pressure, you weak, weak son of a cunt.

    When are you going to dox me, cockfag?
  16. Enter hates booze because he is a social outcast.
  17. Anybody else notice Captain Falcon has been extremely frantic and hostile towards me ever since:

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol, Enter just PMed me an image embed to find my IP address. This is the power of LE MIGHTY BLUNDER: pray that he can find the closest internet exchange to Clearwater

    Just for contrast:



    I've broken him, and I haven't even started yet.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A good alcoholic cherishes Charles Bukowski and adopts to or relates to his thoughts on life.

    Sure it's a easy way to justify heavy drinking, but at the same time it makes sense when you simply have that (determined[ism]) mind to begin with.

    Just give me a drink. It makes me a feel better. You don't like it yourself? Neat. Fuck off. I do. And such is life.
  19. Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Originally posted by Enter Did you decide, "hey, I've done some research on this drug called "alcohol", so I'm going to go down to the liquor store and try it out for myself"

    It's beer, not fucking Bromo-Dragonfly.
  20. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Too many calories in alcohol anyway you crazy fucks
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