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broke my neighbors phone

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    he's always wanting to buy heroin but never has money and I will cook steaks and eggs at his play but he rarely comes thru. We went drinking and driving in my car and he's the neediest faggot ever when i dropped him off he conveniently left his phone in my car and kept pounding on my door while i was trying to go to sleep and i told him i will go look in my car in the morning... he then went to all my neighbors and had them call me so I went out to my car found his phone and smashed it in the street.

    the batterly and the battery gaurd fell out, hopefully he can find it on his way to work.
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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Cool story bro
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    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he's always wanting to buy heroin but never has money and I will cook steaks and eggs at his play but he rarely comes thru. We went drinking and driving in my car and he's the neediest faggot ever when i dropped him off he conveniently left his phone in my car and kept pounding on my door while i was trying to go to sleep and i told him i will go look in my car in the morning… he then went to all my neighbors and had them call me so I went out to my car found his phone and smashed it in the street.

    the batterly and the battery gaurd fell out, hopefully he can find it on his way to work.

    You are such a great person.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by D4NG0 You are such a great person.

    yeah i know i wonder what i should tell him tomorrow or whatever day i see him when he ask where his phone is when it was clearly sitting on the passenger seat...

    he should of just waited until the next day instead of bugging me and getting his phone smashed.
  5. #5
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ahhh—-ddhhhruururrrhhhhh


    Originally posted by infinityshock youre so fucking stupid and terminally socially socially retarded that you have no ability to grasp the concept of how fucking absolutely idiotic you are.

    that being the case, ill place it into a perspective that you may…or probably wont…be able to cross reference in your own non-functional mind.

    every time you make a post, regardless of how epic you think it sounds in your own nigger-cum addled mind, it makes the collective user base literally cringe in pain. the best analogy your broken brain might comprehend is, picture a high-society social gathering in an exclusive facility reserved for only the top 1% where everyone is dressed in their finest attire, doing whatever it is the aristocracy does, then through an abject sense of depraved humor the universe sends some random tourrets-infested retard confined to a wheelchair, drooling all over his saliva-saturated bib, rolling his mechanical wheelchair through the double solid-oak doors at a high rate of speed, plowing over the beautiful-people, then screeches to a halt in the middle of the room, with everyone staring at him aghast. after a few moments of silence, through dribbling strings of saliva, the retard opens its lips and lets out a screeching 'aahhhHHHH-DDDDURRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!'

    youre the retard.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    tl/dr
  7. #7
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah i know i wonder what i should tell him tomorrow or whatever day i see him when he ask where his phone is when it was clearly sitting on the passenger seat…

    he should of just waited until the next day instead of bugging me and getting his phone smashed.

    lol yeah. He had that coming. Which neighbor was it anyway? 308 0r 310? I used to have the worst ever crazy cat bitch to my right when I lived in an apartment, but the one to the left was pretty chill.
  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby tl/dr

    more accurate would be youre too stupid / cant read
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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he's always wanting to buy heroin but never has money and I will cook steaks and eggs at his play but he rarely comes thru. We went drinking and driving in my car and he's the neediest faggot ever when i dropped him off he conveniently left his phone in my car and kept pounding on my door while i was trying to go to sleep and i told him i will go look in my car in the morning… he then went to all my neighbors and had them call me so I went out to my car found his phone and smashed it in the street.

    the batterly and the battery gaurd fell out, hopefully he can find it on his way to work.

    dude wtf not cool

    *shoves banana up Bill Krozby's ass and runs away*
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock more accurate would be youre too stupid / cant read

    u obsessed bro?
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Daily dude wtf not cool

    *shoves banana up Bill Krozby's ass and runs away*

    I'm allergic to bananas and avocados I hope you have prosperous legal team.
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Daily dude wtf not cool

    *shoves banana up Bill Krozby's ass and runs away*

    how was it not cool?
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by D4NG0 lol yeah. He had that coming. Which neighbor was it anyway? 308 0r 310? I used to have the worst ever crazy cat bitch to my right when I lived in an apartment, but the one to the left was pretty chill.

    whats it to you, faggot?
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