Sobriety kinda sucks

1. 2018-01-04 at 5:27 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   Why wouldn't I be the real thing? I don't see why anyone would want to larp as me; there's nothing interesting or cool about me.
2. 2018-01-04 at 5:28 AM UTC

   #42
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   That's exactly what anyone would expect the real Vizier to say, and therein lies the problem.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Vizier
3. 2018-01-04 at 5:31 AM UTC

   #43
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Quiet, kid. You're babbling.

   
   Don't be afraid
4. 2018-01-04 at 5:32 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Zanick That's exactly what anyone would expect the real Vizier to say, and therein lies the problem.

   
   You're not Zanick
5. 2018-01-04 at 5:47 AM UTC

   #45
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Don't be afraid

   
   And you're nothing but a common avatar thief.
   
   *crosses arms and smiles smugly*
6. 2018-01-04 at 5:56 AM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Vizier Why wouldn't I be the real thing? I don't see why anyone would want to larp as me; there's nothing interesting or cool about me.

   
   That's EXACTLY what anybody pretending to be vizier would say.
7. 2018-01-04 at 5:57 AM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey Speedy Parker, how's Bowser doing?
8. 2018-01-04 at 5:59 AM UTC

   #48
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by infinityshock that.
   
   he was always an attention whore and came up with the stupidest shit to say. there were posts he'd make that left me questioning his sanity…literally.

   
   I just clicked on this thread and I had to stop myself here to quote one of the highest level of 'projection-esque' posts you'll ever see.
   
   Now I'll read the rest of this in a bit after I have a smoke.
9. 2018-01-04 at 6:02 AM UTC

   #49
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I just clicked on this thread and I had to stop myself here to quote one of the highest level of 'projection-esque' posts you'll ever see.
   
   Now I'll read the rest of this in a bit after I have a smoke.

   
   why are you smoking idiot
   
   i'd rather drink than smoke. at least drinking has a fun element to it. smoking is literally just being addicted and killing yourself for no reason.
10. 2018-01-04 at 6:09 AM UTC

    #50
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Enter why are you smoking idiot
    
    i'd rather drink than smoke. at least drinking has a fun element to it. smoking is literally just being addicted and killing yourself for no reason.

    
    A long-standing addiction. You know how they ask 'areas you a social smoker' on dating profiles and such? I tend to smoke a lot more when I'm drinking. Its just natural. Habitual. Routine. If I could adopt the routine of not doing it I would, I'm just so used to it.
    
    Otherwise, I agree. Its completely retarded.
11. 2018-01-04 at 7:17 AM UTC

    #51
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

    Originally posted by Enter That's EXACTLY what anybody pretending to be vizier would say.

    
    Yet I still remember how you doxxed me. That's the only time I've ever been genuinely upset about zoklet stuff, although I do feel I kinda deserved the hate since I used to have the fag dial cranked up to eleven during that period.
    
    Anyway, smoking is indeed retarded. Very difficult to quit if you're a drunk, too.
12. 2018-01-04 at 7:24 AM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah see I only started drinking recently and getting high last year, and I notice the cultural difference that lies within being sober. If you walk around the streets of pakistan and you pass 20 people, every single one of them is stoned sober, has never been high or drunk, they've literally lived their entire life in this narrow bandwidth of reality. They've never been retarded or elevated.
    
    Then you walk down the street in America, pass by 20 people... that guy was high last night, that girl got plastered last weekend, that bro is on his way to buy some weed, that nigga is literally high right now and freaking out about how you're looking at him... How the fuck are these two types of people supposed to relate to each other? Everyone needs to get fucked up every once in a while.
13. 2018-01-04 at 7:25 AM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am very anti smoking but for some reason, I can't help but want a cigarette when I'm drinking. Idk what it is about being drunk. I want to smoke.
14. 2018-01-04 at 7:34 AM UTC

    #54
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Everyone in USA is fucked up on drugs and has like half their body covered in tattoos. You could probably become a millionaire if you had a tattoo shop that sells weed in LA. Gringos creep me out sometimes.
15. 2018-01-04 at 8:35 AM UTC

    #55
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hispanics creep me out more due to being more likely to be ignorant religious nutjobs with a puritanical culture and being far more likely to kill you. White people are the best.
16. 2018-01-04 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier Yet I still remember how you doxxed me. That's the only time I've ever been genuinely upset about zoklet stuff, although I do feel I kinda deserved the hate since I used to have the fag dial cranked up to eleven during that period.
    
    Anyway, smoking is indeed retarded. Very difficult to quit if you're a drunk, too.

    
    I don't remember doxing you, I thought that was IWD.
17. 2018-01-04 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #57
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Enter I don't remember doxing you, I thought that was IWD.

    
    You need to keep an easy-reference list of the people you've compromised.
18. 2018-01-04 at 1:01 PM UTC

    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You need to keep an easy-reference list of the people you've compromised.

    
    I wish I saved more than raspberry jam's shit.
    
    Ahh... I shoulda taken more pictures. :(
    
    
19. 2018-01-04 at 1:07 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Enter Hey Speedy Parker, how's Bowser doing?

    
    What's a bowser
20. 2018-01-04 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #60
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by infinityshock that is some hilarious shit. a performance truly in the totse spirit…
    
    that would have actually made an interesting thread

    
    how the fuck could you have been on zoklet and missed that?
    
    
    
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