is it possible aliens bred us to look cute

1. 2017-12-31 at 3:58 AM UTC

   #21
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   stoned tiger style is an mentally strong and immune to any weapon
2. 2017-12-31 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #22
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic i mean plus im not going to post any pictures or anything but im pretty cute and that seems about as close to irrefutable proof as you could possibly get

   
   obviously, to make your probing more fun for ET
3. 2017-12-31 at 8:05 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Issue313 How many of you would it take to kill a woolly mammoth?

   
   1. i set a trap
4. 2017-12-31 at 8:25 PM UTC

   #24
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   the red beam not a myth remeber that light
5. 2017-12-31 at 8:26 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by greenplastic 1. i set a trap

   
   what kind of trap.
6. 2017-12-31 at 8:43 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader what kind of trap.

   
   you dig a hole and then cover it with branches and then put a wooly mammoth treat on top of the branches. the mammoth falls into the hole and is unlikely to be able to get out, and probably injures itself in the process. then you can just throw rocks at it's head or stab it with a sharpened stick until it dies. then you have meat for the whole winter.
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7. 2017-12-31 at 8:48 PM UTC

   #27
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   thats how u were born
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8. 2017-12-31 at 9:18 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   Having looked in the mirror recently, no. Probably not.
9. 2017-12-31 at 9:39 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS Having looked in the mirror recently, no. Probably not.

   
   people breed ugly dogs and cats all the time nigga
   
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10. 2017-12-31 at 9:56 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by greenplastic you dig a hole and then cover it with branches and then put a wooly mammoth treat on top of the branches. the mammoth falls into the hole and is unlikely to be able to get out, and probably injures itself in the process. then you can just throw rocks at it's head or stab it with a sharpened stick until it dies. then you have meat for the whole winter.

    
    you need more than one person to dig a hole that size if your going to finish digging it before sabre teethed tigers come
11. 2017-12-31 at 9:59 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader you need more than one person to dig a hole that size if your going to finish digging it before sabre teethed tigers come

    
    fine then i'll just use my large brain to make a fucking gun and shoot it
    
    wat now
12. 2017-12-31 at 10:12 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by greenplastic fine then i'll just use my large brain to make a fucking gun and shoot it
    
    wat now

    
    ok.
    
    u win.
13. 2017-12-31 at 11:46 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by greenplastic people breed ugly dogs and cats all the time nigga
    

    
    i just showed my gf that pic of that cat and she said it was cute lolz
14. 2017-12-31 at 11:49 PM UTC

    #34
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by infinityshock

    
    
15. 2018-01-01 at 12:33 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader you need more than one person to dig a hole that size if your going to finish digging it before sabre teethed tigers come

    
    no you don't.
    
    little badgers have been documented digging holes big enough to bury entire cows.
16. 2018-01-01 at 2:19 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by benny vader oh no,
    
    trump is going to want to send you back.

    
    Reddit-tier joke. Shame on you.
17. 2018-01-01 at 9:34 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock no you don't.
    
    little badgers have been documented digging holes big enough to bury entire cows.

    
    exactly.
    
    little badgers, not humans.
18. 2018-01-01 at 10:06 AM UTC

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    D4NG0 motherfucker

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i just showed my gf that pic of that cat and she said it was cute lolz

    
    oh she's one of those
19. 2018-01-01 at 3:18 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader exactly.
    
    little badgers, not humans.

    
    the badger/cow size ratio isn't much different from the human/wooly mammoth plus humans are more than capable of digging such a hole if they have a shovel.
20. 2018-01-01 at 3:18 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by D4NG0 oh she's one of those

    
    it's a 'he'