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is it possible aliens bred us to look cute

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    Yesterday I was trippin balls at the park on 1p-lsd and there were a shitload of dogs running around and some of them were really small and cute looking but there's no chance in hell they would survive in the wild like that because they've been bred only to look cute. It's their sole purpose in life but it has no idea why it exists or why it's that way. It could never even have the chance to contemplate such things. But since humans would do something like that to another species, the next logical step is to assume that 5th dimensional aliens did the same to us and smoking DMT is a way to meet them, although maybe just for coffee or something because it only lasts like 10 minutes. Maybe soon I'll take ayahuasca and have like a full on feast with them.
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    We make great pets don't we?
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    Originally posted by AngryOnion We make great pets don't we?

    yea dude like can you imagine you have an ant farm, except it's way cooler because they develop nuclear bombs and kill each other and shit
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    these gottt damm aliens alos programmed me to be easily attracted to anything cute and cuddle them.

    damm aliens.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by greenplastic Yesterday I was trippin balls at the park on 1p-lsd and there were a shitload of dogs running around and some of them were really small and cute looking but there's no chance in hell they would survive in the wild like that because they've been bred only to look cute. It's their sole purpose in life but it has no idea why it exists or why it's that way. It could never even have the chance to contemplate such things. But since humans would do something like that to another species, the next logical step is to assume that 5th dimensional aliens did the same to us and smoking DMT is a way to meet them, although maybe just for coffee or something because it only lasts like 10 minutes. Maybe soon I'll take ayahuasca and have like a full on feast with them.

    lol I don't even... But seriously I've wondered about this too.
    In highschool my spanish teacher brought her dog to school and he was a cute lil puppers, she pulled his hair back and asked the class what celebrity he looked like and I blurted out "richard gere!" and she started laughing and told me I was correct. Fucking hilarious.

    Anyways I guess I can't give you a better answer as I personally have changed my idea on what aliens are and I think some of us are descendants of the nephilim, fallen angels to some demons to other, aliens even to others...

    But some say that the world used to be a very different place in the times before noaha and the great flood and the demi-gods would fight with each other with nuclear weapons (just like how mars was destroyed)

    It's just weird how the hindu demi-god kali has all these arms and some children in the middle east come out with mutations are revered as being part descendants of the nephelim, and those same places where children are born like that have high levels of radiation to this day.

    It's quite the quandary.

    Whenever I take shrooms or acid I get weird thoughts / mental images of aliens structures, hell I even look like an alien when I stare at myself in a mirror... hair all derpadewed out antennas ect...

    But then I'll talk to some people about psychedelics and they have thoughts of demons/angels, so like I said some peoples demons/angels are other peoples extraterrestrials..



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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hell I even look like an alien when I stare at myself in a mirror…

    oh no,

    trump is going to want to send you back.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic Yesterday I was trippin balls at the park on 1p-lsd and there were a shitload of dogs running around and some of them were really small and cute looking but there's no chance in hell they would survive in the wild like that because they've been bred only to look cute. It's their sole purpose in life but it has no idea why it exists or why it's that way. It could never even have the chance to contemplate such things. But since humans would do something like that to another species, the next logical step is to assume that 5th dimensional aliens did the same to us and smoking DMT is a way to meet them, although maybe just for coffee or something because it only lasts like 10 minutes. Maybe soon I'll take ayahuasca and have like a full on feast with them.

    if youre taking logical steps...starting with your presumption that humans made certain sub-species of doggies look a certain way, or other sub-species of dogies to have a particular trait or behavior, then the next step being your presumption that alienz made humans to look cute so that the aliens had something cute to look at...then the next logical step would be that based on you looking like a faggot, a faggot alien made you and the others with your related DNA look like a faggot so the faggot alien could fag-out on your faggot ass.

    that makes sense considering the large numbers of reports where alien abductees claim to have been 'probed.'

    better carry around large quantities of KY 'cause when ET finds you theres gonna be a whole lotta probing going on. and you know how those ETs are with their probes...
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol I take shrooms or acid I get weird thoughts / mental images of aliens structures, hell I even look like an alien when I stare

    Originally posted by infinityshock youre so fucking stupid and terminally socially socially retarded that you have no ability to grasp the concept of how fucking absolutely idiotic you are.

    that being the case, ill place it into a perspective that you may…or probably wont…be able to cross reference in your own non-functional mind.

    every time you make a post, regardless of how epic you think it sounds in your own nigger-cum addled mind, it makes the collective user base literally cringe in pain. the best analogy your broken brain might comprehend is, picture a high-society social gathering in an exclusive facility reserved for only the top 1% where everyone is dressed in their finest attire, doing whatever it is the aristocracy does, then through an abject sense of depraved humor the universe sends some random tourrets-infested retard confined to a wheelchair, drooling all over his saliva-saturated bib, rolling his mechanical wheelchair through the double solid-oak doors at a high rate of speed, plowing over the beautiful-people, then screeches to a halt in the middle of the room, with everyone staring at him aghast. after a few moments of silence, through dribbling strings of saliva, the retard opens its lips and lets out a screeching 'aahhhHHHH-DDDDURRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!'

    youre the retard.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock if youre taking logical steps…starting with your presumption that humans made certain sub-species of doggies look a certain way, or other sub-species of dogies to have a particular trait or behavior, then the next step being your presumption that alienz made humans to look cute so that the aliens had something cute to look at…then the next logical step would be that based on you looking like a faggot, a faggot alien made you and the others with your related DNA look like a faggot so the faggot alien could fag-out on your faggot ass.

    that makes sense considering the large numbers of reports where alien abductees claim to have been 'probed.'

    better carry around large quantities of KY 'cause when ET finds you theres gonna be a whole lotta probing going on. and you know how those ETs are with their probes…

    now explain why are niggers of various genre made that way
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    Originally posted by greenplastic Yesterday I was trippin balls at the park on 1p-lsd and there were a shitload of dogs running around and some of them were really small and cute looking but there's no chance in hell they would survive in the wild like that because they've been bred only to look cute.

    All breeds of dogs were originally found in the wild. Humans cannot create breeds of dogs. The wolf hypothesis is completely wrong.

    They are pack animals remember, so it might take 50-100 Pomeranians to bring down an Elk or a bear, however small dogs are extremely efficient pack predators.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader now explain why are niggers of various genre made that way

    you ever been to a preschool where the little tykes glue together macaroni into random forms with no possible relation to real-world objects...or smoosh together assorted types of home-made play-doh into various types of indiscernible blobs and clumps...or perhaps the speshul-classes where the short-bus wheelchair jockeys did something with popsicle sticks, craft-paper, glitter-spatter, and multiple colors of half-melted crayons, (all of which were hand-me-downs/leftoevers from the normal kids' classes) which were agglomerated into nothing discernible by a sane person and would be more likely to find a use in a horror movie...

    that.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Issue313 All breeds of dogs were originally found in the wild. Humans cannot create breeds of dogs. The wolf hypothesis is completely wrong.

    They are pack animals remember, so it might take 50-100 Pomeranians to bring down an Elk or a bear, however small dogs are extremely efficient pack predators.

    you cant be serious...
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock you ever been to a preschool where the little tykes glue together macaroni into random forms with no possible relation to real-world objects…or smoosh together assorted types of home-made play-doh into various types of indiscernible blobs and clumps…or perhaps the speshul-classes where the short-bus wheelchair jockeys did something with popsicle sticks, craft-paper, glitter-spatter, and multiple colors of half-melted crayons, (all of which were hand-me-downs/leftoevers from the normal kids' classes) which were agglomerated into nothing discernible by a sane person and would be more likely to find a use in a horror movie…

    that.

    i disagree.

    i think aliens intentionally created niggers to be ugly so that we wouldnt be too sorry to treat them like expendable tools.
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    Originally posted by Issue313 All breeds of dogs were originally found in the wild. Humans cannot create breeds of dogs. The wolf hypothesis is completely wrong.

    They are pack animals remember, so it might take 50-100 Pomeranians to bring down an Elk or a bear, however small dogs are extremely efficient pack predators.

    look at this thing:


    you're telling me that thing could survive more than 2 hours in the wild?
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    also it's pretty common knowledge that things are bred to produce desirable phenotypes

    just go to the store and look at the vegetables and compare those with vegetables a couple hundred years ago

    or compare some good weed today to some good weed 30 years ago

    or just look at that fukken dog
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    Originally posted by greenplastic just go to the store and look at the vegetables and compare those with vegetables a couple hundred years ago

    I don't remember what supermarket vegetables were like a couple hundred years ago.

    Originally posted by greenplastic you're telling me that thing could survive more than 2 hours in the wild?

    They're pack hunters. They sneak up on prey and grab on, and swarm it. A swarm of little dogs can easily strip the meat from a zebra or gazelle's bones within a few hours.
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    Originally posted by Issue313 I don't remember what supermarket vegetables were like a couple hundred years ago.



    They're pack hunters. They sneak up on prey and grab on, and swarm it. A swarm of little dogs can easily strip the meat from a zebra or gazelle's bones within a few hours.

    nigga a zebra would eat 50 of those dogs before breakfast. my old neighbor was killed by zebras
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    i mean plus im not going to post any pictures or anything but im pretty cute and that seems about as close to irrefutable proof as you could possibly get
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    Originally posted by greenplastic i mean plus im not going to post any pictures or anything but im pretty cute and that seems about as close to irrefutable proof as you could possibly get

    How many of you would it take to kill a woolly mammoth?
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    i cud if i practice on a baby one before
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