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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    is that british dude still smashing it at nascar?



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  2. Originally posted by benny vader whats the final super license test in gt4 and your time.

    do not [search engine]

    I remember getting silver on it. It was nurburgring with a 190 Evo 2. Can't remember my time though.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by bling bling not clikcing thtis fucking thread fucoff

    it's funny because you had to click the thread to post this.

    Wiat, no, actually it's not funny
  4. It's pretty fucking funny Lanny.
  5. HTS highlight reel
    Don't name it weird this time.
  6. And if you're in Florida when you give birth you can drop it off at the nearest police station/fire dept/hospital within 7 days of the birth.
  7. Name it NeƩ Gasin-Spes
  8. Originally posted by Bill Krozby man its a very strange thing, I have high blood pressure, have all my life and docotrs have diagnosed me with Aortic Aneurysm and Aortic Dissection and I've been prescribed blood pressure medication, even whenever I've been to jail they've made a special appointment for me to tell me that I have really high blood pressure and I need to do something about it or I will have a stroke/ die and they were actually serious and I know they were because travis county jail doesn't give a fuck about anyone.

    I quit taking the blood pressure medication 8 years ago because it actually made me feel shittier. Since then I've aged.. used a lot of drugs.. and have drank crazily and I was even once stabbed with a knife and bled for a day and I actually haven't had anyone of the aortic attacks that I used to have. I've felt "fine" for the last several years.

    I honestly don't know why it stopped, maybe because I'm not underweight anymore I gained 20lbs in the last few years and I eat healthier.

    But when I had those aortic attacks (had them for years, even when i was a kid)

    I would grab my heart and clench my chest and I would have to force myself to stop breathing because it felt like if i was to breath it would help stretch that aorta and "dissect" it even more…

    who knows the way technology is going I will probably live to me 130 years old unless something really fucked up happens. Hell my grandma is 93 and she tells me how back in her day tons of people died just because they were weak.whytes. lol4



    also i think compulsively having sex constantly is good for your heart. as thats what I do. and i don't smoke cigs because im not a fag like that.

    I would prefer to have high blood pressure than low blood pressure. I have only had it a few years, but at the same time feeling faint every time I stand up, it's not good.

    The way of the North is not abortion, but of vimbulsvetr. The eternally recurring winter which cleanses the north. The young sons of the tribe are taken to hunt. Until a few hundred years ago only the strongest sons would survive.

  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny it's funny because you had to click the thread to post this.

    Wiat, no, actually it's not funny

    lol, you can't even spell wait properly, you're a retard.

    weight, no, actually it's not funny



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  10. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I remember getting silver on it. It was nurburgring with a 190 Evo 2. Can't remember my time though.

    some of my favorite things to do in gt4 was license tests and chasing after my own shadows.

    and looking for glitches. theres one in the square gymkhana thing where you can vector your car out of the ''track'' and into the void.
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by HTS Don't name it weird this time.

    I'll let you name my penis whatever you want after you suck it for the first time.
  12. >every baby hydro shits out gets born in SSRI + opiate withdrawal after spending 9 months soaking up T-PAIN like a zponge
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    the blood brain barrier prevents that. Lean2anatomy n00b. Opiate exposure during gestation actual creates super babies. Get on my level.
  14. Originally posted by benny vader some of my favorite things to do in gt4 was license tests and chasing after my own shadows.

    and looking for glitches. theres one in the square gymkhana thing where you can vector your car out of the ''track'' and into the void.

    I don't remember any from gt4 but I remember in gt3 you could get the escudo, set the rear downforce to max and the front downforce to minimum and go to the giant oval and the front end would lift off the ground and you would keep gaining speed until you flew up the side of the track and into the abyss where you would go millions of mph and the game would freeze

    Also possible if you hit one of the tire barriers at Seattle just right
  15. Originally posted by Lanny the blood brain barrier prevents that. Lean2anatomy n00b. Opiate exposure during gestation actual creates super babies. Get on my level.


    not sure if trolling or just da burgerz

    https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/007313.htm

    can you imagine being any more cucked than spending your first moments in the world w/ding from opiates
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I mean I guess at least it can't remember it. Hopefully.
  17. every experience in life builds up from the beginning moments
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    There's a joke about being in your mom's pussy in there somewhere
  19. Oedipussy
  20. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I don't remember any from gt4 but I remember in gt3 you could get the escudo, set the rear downforce to max and the front downforce to minimum and go to the giant oval and the front end would lift off the ground and you would keep gaining speed until you flew up the side of the track and into the abyss where you would go millions of mph and the game would freeze

    Also possible if you hit one of the tire barriers at Seattle just right

    works better if you had your springs set to hardest and height lowed to minimum. i think i got it to work in gt4 with tvr speed 12 too, but not too sure.

    all this talk is making me want to dig out my ps2 and relive the past.
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