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Do you keep it real at church?

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    ...do you keep it real at church?
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    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Yes. Damn you to hell.

    Love ya
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    who the fuck goes to church these days? lol



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    bling bling Dark Matter
    u goto church every sunday like u never did before gotta learn about some1 that u never saw

    the preacher is a mason of the hihgest degree thats why he has go under allah study

    the rabbis and ministers keepin u blind so u can die with them in the last day and time

    like a child its born with no state of mind blind to the ways of mankind
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    mso8 Houston
    Originally posted by NARCassist who the fuck goes to church these days? lol



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    i went on xmas eve.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    why?



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    bling bling Dark Matter
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist why?



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    Some people go on Easter and Christmas to be nice to their family that believes in it. Some go for appearances. Some go because they genuinely believe in it and enjoy it. And some go to stand in the back and scope out wealthy old people to follow home after the service and rob them at their own home for as much as money as they can get.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its fucking boring tho. i take people who go to church as a good indicator that they are the exact sort of boring people i want to avoid having in my life. even if they're family.



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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist its fucking boring tho. i take people who go to church as a good indicator that they are the exact sort of boring people i want to avoid having in my life. even if they're family.



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    When I was into it, it wasn't boring. Worshipping was actually fun, singing songs and dancing and shit, and I was interested in the teachings of the Bible at the time so I enjoyed learning about it. Its pretty much that simple. Same way you might find a class about heroin exciting but a class about taco shells boring.

    Different strokes.

    I get what you're saying, but in defense of the church I'll say that it can be interesting just as long as you're interested. Those that go there for appearances purposes are.the ones I don't get. They are surely bored but will get up early on Sundays to do that shit. That isn't right. Or normal. Or sane.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ When I was into it, it wasn't boring. Worshipping was actually fun, singing songs and dancing and shit, and I was interested in the teachings of the Bible at the time so I enjoyed learning about it. Its pretty much that simple. Same way you might find a class about heroin exciting but a class about taco shells boring.

    Different strokes.

    I get what you're saying, but in defense of the church I'll say that it can be interesting just as long as you're interested. Those that go there for appearances purposes are.the ones I don't get. They are surely bored but will get up early on Sundays to do that shit. That isn't right. Or normal. Or sane.

    you're fucking dead to me



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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist you're fucking dead to me



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    Why?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I went church a few years ago for midnight mass with this girl i was seeing and her family for xmas eve. I kept it real i got into a giggling fit while talking to my friend from Rdfrn man titties.
    And then when her grandma spilled candle wax on her hand.

    So i guess you can say i kept it real. Earlier this year i went to a hipster rock n roll church in my hood. Tons of hot chicks and v necks.

    I used to go to church every sunday with my parents back in the day. Id smoke blue berry blunt after blue berry blunt before going to my confirmation classes.

    I even once tripped bundy at my church one night.

    But despite all of that i definitely listened to the sermons and took something from it. So i guess you can say i kept it real.

    My daughters mom and my parents though did to keep up appearance i believe or they just thought it automatically makes you closer to god.

    But my dad is different now i think. Hes an ordained minister of his church. He mows the lawn of the church and he built a playscape for the children and i believe donating your money and time like that for a good cause is admirable.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Why?

    fedoratism
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Why?

    Because as §m£ÂgØL has pointed out narcy is an edgy 45 year old anarchist punk rocker satanist and if he deviate from his tiny world view then you must be a square
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    Originally posted by mmQ When I was into it, it wasn't boring. Worshipping was actually fun, singing songs and dancing and shit, and I was interested in the teachings of the Bible at the time so I enjoyed learning about it. Its pretty much that simple. Same way you might find a class about heroin exciting but a class about taco shells boring.

    Different strokes.

    I get what you're saying, but in defense of the church I'll say that it can be interesting just as long as you're interested. Those that go there for appearances purposes are.the ones I don't get. They are surely bored but will get up early on Sundays to do that shit. That isn't right. Or normal. Or sane.

    Did you keep it real when you went to church? Before you renounced religion at age 29?


    Nigga, if you make it to 29 without doubting you may as well ride it out til you die.
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Because as §m£ÂgØL has pointed out narcy is an edgy 45 year old anarchist punk rocker satanist and if he deviate from his tiny world view then you must be a square

    Or it’s because he came to the correct conclusion that all religions are bullshit
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I went church a few years ago for midnight mass with this girl i was seeing and her family for xmas eve. I kept it real i got into a giggling fit while talking to my friend from Rdfrn man titties.
    And then when her grandma spilled candle wax on her hand.

    So i guess you can say i kept it real. Earlier this year i went to a hipster rock n roll church in my hood. Tons of hot chicks and v necks.

    I used to go to church every sunday with my parents back in the day. Id smoke blue berry blunt after blue berry blunt before going to my confirmation classes.

    I even once tripped bundy at my church one night.

    But despite all of that i definitely listened to the sermons and took something from it. So i guess you can say i kept it real.

    My daughters mom and my parents though did to keep up appearance i believe or they just thought it automatically makes you closer to god.

    But my dad is different now i think. Hes an ordained minister of his church. He mows the lawn of the church and he built a playscape for the children and i believe donating your money and time like that for a good cause is admirable.

    Finally I found someone who keeps/kept it real at church.
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Because as §m£ÂgØL has pointed out narcy is an edgy 45 year old anarchist punk rocker satanist and if he deviate from his tiny world view then you must be a square

    Nahciccist is one of the most unsuccessful people who has learned/experienced the least in his 50 years.

    He thought having a hooker gf was a good idea.. at age 50
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws Or it’s because he came to the correct conclusion that all religions are bullshit

    Didn't no one ask if religion was TRUE.

    I asked if anyone kept it real at CHURCH.
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