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Do you keep it real at church?

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Didn't no one ask if religion was TRUE.

    I asked if anyone kept it real at CHURCH.

    “Keeping it real” would mean NOT GOING to church
  2. #22
    Taking advice from a dude who has to save up to buy a $20 jacket <<<<<<
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Fox Paws “Keeping it real” would mean NOT GOING to church

    You can keep it real at church fam.
  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Did you keep it real when you went to church? Before you renounced religion at age 29?


    Nigga, if you make it to 29 without doubting you may as well ride it out til you die.

    I doubted plenty of times. That's the trap with growing up religious and getting involved in it. You convince yourself your doubts are normal but don't want to outright deny faith because a)it's embarrassing to admit you're wrong and b)said faith banishes you to eternity in hell if in fact you are wrong

    I just came to a point where I could no longer repress my doubts.

    I still like worship songs and a good handful of biblical verses and passages, but it's not the same, and it never will be.

    I really hope you don't believe your logic that 'if you believe in something for that long you may as well always believe in it.' But what that very logic, I guess you'll always believe that. Don't ever change your mind about anything, son. Straight and narrow is the path. Keep your blinders on. Never question anything. I'm proud of you. Ahaha
  5. #25
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Nahciccist is one of the most unsuccessful people who has learned/experienced the least in his 50 years.

    He thought having a hooker gf was a good idea.. at age 50

    lets see if you're banging chicks half your age when you're 44.

    you will prolly be wishing you were tho.



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  6. #26
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist lets see if you're banging chicks half your age when you're 44.

    you will prolly be wishing you were tho.

    that thing is only brag-able when your 20. 24 tops.

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  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by benny vader that thing is only brag-able when your 20. 24 tops.

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    Its braggable when you're 36. 32 bottoms.
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    The only way to the top is through the bottom! Hahaha!
  9. #29
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader that thing is only brag-able when your 20. 24 tops.

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    a child is easily manipulated tho, so nothing to brag about. only a 9/10 or above could pull it off at my age.



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  10. #30
    Originally posted by NARCassist a child is easily manipulated tho, so nothing to brag about. only a 9/10 or above could pull it off at my age.



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    Yeah that’s what he said age 9 or 10
  11. #31
    bling bling Dark Matter
    narc my uncle dont diss him ill mash u down
  12. #32
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling narc my uncle dont diss him ill mash u down

    wot you on about?



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  13. #33
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist a child is easily manipulated tho, so nothing to brag about. only a 9/10 or above could pull it off at my age.



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  14. #34
    I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that shit!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that shit!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!

    You know my nigga JC was fuckin baked 24/7
  16. #36
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by NARCassist wot you on about?



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    if my uncle be alive he wud be u
  17. #37
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by NARCassist a child is easily manipulated tho, so nothing to brag about. only a 9/10 or above could pull it off at my age.

    Unless you date drug addicted whores. Oh wait...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #38
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Unless you date drug addicted whores. Oh wait…

    Nigger whores!
  19. #39
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Niggers could dance, thoufh.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Fox Paws You know my nigga JC was fuckin baked 24/7

    Your nigga was Jim "Fuck Latinos" Carey?
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