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some chick got the best dicking of her life and it makes the news?

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    EDIT: oh it was a peanut allergy, nevermind
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    is that program still going ffs?



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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    She deserved it.

    If you have a food allergy that severe, then you shouldn't be eating any food that you didn't make yourself. Going to a restaurant is like playing Russian roulette, but with food.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    this is why you DO feed children nuts...so they dont ever become allergic to them.

    these faggots want to ban nuts on planes because a minute percentage of the human population is biologically fucked-up to the point they get sick when consuming them.

    i want faggots with nut allergies euthanized because i dont want to hear about them doing stupid shit...

    seriously...if a life-threatening condition is caused by OTHERS AROUND YOU eating peanuts...you need to be euthanized for the betterment of the gene pool and universal harmony. one of the most nutritious food-types to the human metabolism and these fucks are allergic to them. gtfo of the gene pool, untermensche.

    i eat some form of tree-produced-nut almost every day and if these faggots think im not going to because theyre fuck-tarded they can huff my nutt-dust. i have several bags of them scattered around that i randomly eat whenever the urge hits me. cashews...sesame-seat coated cashews...brazil nuts...sunflower seeds (yea...those faggots are allergic to them to)...honey-roasted peanuts...raw peanuts...

    someone needs to reinstitute policies of eugenics and end this madness
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    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Enter

    EDIT: oh it was a peanut allergy, nevermind

    What part of the title of the video even suggested it had to do with sex?
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    Originally posted by Helladamnleet What part of the title of the video even suggested it had to do with sex?

    It’s her permanently contorted body and “Oh-face” expression, that’s the joke
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    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws It’s her permanently contorted body and “Oh-face” expression, that’s the joke

    Why did you change your quote?

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    The second one sounded better
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet What part of the title of the video even suggested it had to do with sex?

    the title describing her allergy to nuts. ie...testicles
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    to be fair, she does kinda have that look of a chick when you first stick your dick inside her.



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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist to be fair, she does kinda have that look of a chick when you first stick your dick inside her

    ...balls-deep without lube...
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock …balls-deep without lube…

    dunno bout that mate, they always wet as fuck by the time i do that.



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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    what bitches you fucking that you need lube to fuck that pussy anyway. oh no wait, this is finny, you're talking bout dudes of course. how fucking stupid of me to ask. forget i said that.



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    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by infinityshock the title describing her allergy to nuts. ie…testicles

    Oh, so you and OP are retarded. Got it.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist what bitches you fucking that you need lube to fuck that pussy anyway. oh no wait, this is finny, you're talking bout dudes of course. how fucking stupid of me to ask. forget i said that.

    pucker up, buttercup...Im going in dry...

    you better have a good proctologist on retainer.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Oh, so you and OP are retarded. Got it.

    the only thing you got was an as-yet undiscovered STD when you had too many roofie daiquiris at your favorite gay bar.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock pucker up, buttercup…Im going in dry…

    you better have a good proctologist on retainer.

    edward rooney, he was a jedi too wasn't he?



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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Enter

    EDIT: oh it was a peanut allergy, nevermind

    Am I bad person for laughing at this?
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    Originally posted by mashlehash Am I bad person for laughing at this?

    No, it's okay, she was a whore, pic related:

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter No, it's okay, she was a whore, pic related:


    fortunately this happened before she spawned. good for the gene pool.
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