My Orifices Have Been Thoroghly Plundered By the Capitalist Overlords

1. 2017-12-25 at 7:17 AM UTC

   #61
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader its only important if your lives depend on plants growing.
   
   if your anything other than a farmer … solstices meant nothing other than maybe a minor inconvenience.

   
   bullshit. it gives more...or less...daylight to get shit done outside.
2. 2017-12-25 at 8:09 AM UTC

   #62
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock bullshit. it gives more…or less…daylight to get shit done outside.

   
   i cant think of anything that cant be done outside without the help of artificial lights.
3. 2017-12-25 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Issue313 I thought that was the idea with the manger?
   
   TBH culturally Christmas is very European, and it's sort of assumed that there is snow and rain on Jesus the whole time.
   
   However there is no specific reason to suspect that Jesus even existed at all. Granted, most anti-Jesus narratives have come from jedis, who hate the idea of Jesus almost as much as they hate the idea of Christians, but even so.

   
   The shepherds had their flocks in the field when the star of Bethlehem appeared according to the fairy tale.
4. 2017-12-25 at 8:58 PM UTC

   #64
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader i cant think of anything that cant be done outside without the help of artificial lights.

   
   the idea is to not have to use artificial lights.
5. 2017-12-25 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #65
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by benny vader i cant think of anything that cant be done outside without the help of artificial lights.

   
   sunbathing
   
   
   
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6. 2017-12-26 at 12:20 PM UTC

   #66
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock the idea is to not have to use artificial lights.

   
   dont fight the gods mane.
7. 2017-12-26 at 12:22 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by NARCassist sunbathing

   
   thats for poor poeple.
   
   rich people have this coffin thing with lots of UV lights in them that they go in white and come out later all handsome and well tanned individualned.
   
   .
8. 2017-12-26 at 12:57 PM UTC

   #68
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by benny vader thats for poor poeple.
   
   rich people have this coffin thing with lots of UV lights in them that they go in white and come out later all handsome and well tanned individualned.
   
   .

   
   that's tanning, not sunbathing. sunbathing is as it says, bathing in the sunshine.
   
   
   
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9. 2017-12-26 at 12:59 PM UTC

   #69
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   you don't even have to sunbathe. you can just sit on the beach and check out all the hot chicks in their bikini's. and you couldn't do that in the dark, coz there wouldn't be any hot chicks in bikini's is why.
   
   
   
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10. 2017-12-26 at 1 PM UTC

    #70
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sunshine bath makes babby happy and warm.
11. 2017-12-26 at 1:55 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Sunshine bath makes babby happy and warm.

    
    Comfortably numb?
12. 2017-12-26 at 1:55 PM UTC

    #72
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist you don't even have to sunbathe. you can just sit on the beach and check out all the hot chicks in their bikini's. and you couldn't do that in the dark, coz there wouldn't be any hot chicks in bikini's is why.

    
    not where i live.
    
    
    
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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2017-12-26 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #73
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader not where i live.
    
    
    
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    You don't live there or you couldn't post here.
14. 2017-12-26 at 2:05 PM UTC

    #74
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You don't live there or you couldn't post here.

    
    internet is magic
15. 2017-12-26 at 2:09 PM UTC

    #75
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Benny lives in Idaho.
16. 2017-12-26 at 2:13 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by mmQ Benny lives in Idaho.

    
    so close and yet so farr.
17. 2017-12-26 at 2:22 PM UTC

    #77
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No. Its Idaho. I've seen enough information to confirm it. Above anything else, your refusal to admit it's Idaho is a classic Idaho resident move. Idaho's alright man. Don't be ashamed.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
18. 2017-12-26 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #78
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader internet is magic

    
    If you lived there it would mean you are stupid. Stupid for risking your life and freedom to post on a backwards shit hole with 20 or so retards on it. So yeah...
19. 2017-12-26 at 2:38 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by mmQ No. Its Idaho. I've seen enough information to confirm it. Above anything else, your refusal to admit it's Idaho is a classic Idaho resident move. Idaho's alright man. Don't be ashamed.

    
    i wish.
20. 2017-12-26 at 2:39 PM UTC

    #80
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by benny vader i wish.

    
    Oh you. Why the shame?