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  1. #1
    infinityshock Black Hole
    christmas sucks. i left my house at about 9am and just made it home at about 6pm with the only food ive eaten all day being nasty-ass protein bars. traffic sucked...the lines in all the stores sucked...and walmart sucks with its selection of childrens toys. the cocky nigger-cop strutting through walmart acting like a bad-ass wearing his full ensemble of call-out gear was some pleasant comic relief, tho. if id have thought of it i would have taken a picture...looked like some sort of pretty-boy ghetto rap star dressed as a cop.

    hell...even the liquor store had a line in it that i had to wait in.

    now my bank account is empty.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
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    I can't stand Christmas anymore, it's become nothing but corporate faggotry, shit music that everyone hates but won't admit it, and people feeling forced to spend money they don't have on gifts people don't want

    Not to mention this "Christmas cheer" shit. Anybody with a brain knows that shit is fake as fuck
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I can't stand Christmas anymore, it's become nothing but corporate faggotry, shit music that everyone hates but won't admit it, and people feeling forced to spend money they don't have on gifts people don't want

    Not to mention this "Christmas cheer" shit. Anybody with a brain knows that shit is fake as fuck

    I like my Christmas bonus.
  5. #5
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock christmas sucks. i left my house at about 9am and just made it home at about 6pm with the only food ive eaten all day being nasty-ass protein bars. traffic sucked…the lines in all the stores sucked…and walmart sucks with its selection of childrens toys. the cocky nigger-cop strutting through walmart acting like a bad-ass wearing his full ensemble of call-out gear was some pleasant comic relief, tho. if id have thought of it i would have taken a picture…looked like some sort of pretty-boy ghetto rap star dressed as a cop.

    hell…even the liquor store had a line in it that i had to wait in.

    now my bank account is empty.

    sort of shit only a jedi would winge about



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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock christmas sucks. i left my house at about 9am and just made it home at about 6pm with the only food ive eaten all day being nasty-ass protein bars. traffic sucked…the lines in all the stores sucked…and walmart sucks with its selection of childrens toys. the cocky nigger-cop strutting through walmart acting like a bad-ass wearing his full ensemble of call-out gear was some pleasant comic relief, tho. if id have thought of it i would have taken a picture…looked like some sort of pretty-boy ghetto rap star dressed as a cop.

    hell…even the liquor store had a line in it that i had to wait in.

    now my bank account is empty.

    happy honika by the way



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  7. #7
    Originally posted by mmQ I like my Christmas bonus.

    This is true though
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock christmas sucks. i left my house at about 9am and just made it home at about 6pm with the only food ive eaten all day being nasty-ass protein bars. traffic sucked…the lines in all the stores sucked…and walmart sucks with its selection of childrens toys. the cocky nigger-cop strutting through walmart acting like a bad-ass wearing his full ensemble of call-out gear was some pleasant comic relief, tho. if id have thought of it i would have taken a picture…looked like some sort of pretty-boy ghetto rap star dressed as a cop.

    hell…even the liquor store had a line in it that i had to wait in.

    now my bank account is empty.

    your life sucks because you're a faggot bitch
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I can't stand Christmas anymore, it's become nothing but corporate faggotry, shit music that everyone hates but won't admit it, and people feeling forced to spend money they don't have on gifts people don't want

    Not to mention this "Christmas cheer" shit. Anybody with a brain knows that shit is fake as fuck

    I actually like christmas because im a christian and I'm against commercialism and I get to spend it with someone I Love.

    I bought my gf a necklace I designed, I bought her a blanket and lotion and body wash.

    She made me steak and shrimp, bought me a coffee mug and new silverware / dishes.

    the best christmas I've had in a long time.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lotion and body wash, the least thoughtful gift to get a girl in the history of unthoughtful gifts

    ;)
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist sort of shit only a jedi would winge about



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    pretty much this, bill is pretty much a grinch he hasn't been happy since his daddy shoved a nut cracker up his asshole when he was a lil slut.
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    $25 gift card
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  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ lotion and body wash, the least thoughtful gift to get a girl in the history of unthoughtful gifts

    ;)

    psshhhhh... except for the other things i got her... what did you get your girl?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby psshhhhh… except for the other things i got her… what did you get your girl?

    A new air pump.
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  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i will admit though i do hate xmas music except for the barking song

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist sort of shit only a jedi would winge about
    stfu nigger and get back into the fields...i needs me some cotton
  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist happy honika by the way
    happy quanza, nigger
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i will admit though i do hate xmas music except for the barking song


    Lol you're fucking weird, Bill Krozby.
  20. #20
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Christmas bills Christmas bills
    Piled on the floor
    Every day the mailman comes to bring a dozen more hey!

    Dashing off the checks
    All in great amounts
    Mailing them today
    Knowing they will bounce

    Bill collectors come
    They notify my boss
    Now they get my salary
    My life's a total loss hey!

    Christmas bills
    Christmas bills
    Making me lament
    Now I'm up against the wall
    For all those gifts I sent hey

    Christmas bills
    Christmas bills
    I'll go broke and then...

    I'll turn around next year and do it all again hey!
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