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Holy ASS! I didn't know this was a thing, the led lightbulb conspiracy?

  1. #41
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 kick your faggot balls in

    Wrong
  2. #42
    Originally posted by aldra I don't know of any videos on the matter, but if you're interested in the internals of a standard 'smart LED light':

    https://hackernoon.com/inside-the-bulb-adventures-in-reverse-engineering-smart-bulb-firmware-1b81ce2694a6

    lol why would a lightbulb have a built in firmware?

    It's LED.. LED is direct sourced power.

    This plus smart meter =?
  3. #43
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I'm getting one of these in the new year, they look well cool





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  4. #44
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Wrong

    ah LSD, there you are. i'll have a chicken stir-fry with sweet chilli sauce, a chocolate shake and some of your good ole american pie for afters. thanks.



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  5. #45
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 lol why would a lightbulb have a built in firmware?

    It's LED.. LED is direct sourced power.

    This plus smart meter =?

    Wrong
  6. #46
    Originally posted by NARCassist I'm getting one of these in the new year, they look well cool





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    That's pretty sweet. How much? Banana For Scale
  7. #47
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 That's pretty sweet. How much? Banana For Scale

    Wrong
  8. #48
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by NARCassist I'm getting one of these in the new year, they look well cool





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    You don't even watch Star Wars.
  9. #49
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 That's pretty sweet. How much? Banana For Scale

    £8.50, that about 11 of your dollars.



    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You don't even watch Star Wars.

    i do, and i got 3 new ones to watch coz i was in jail when they came out. after xmas i'm watching every movie again, then i'll watch the two new ones i dl'd, then going to watch the new one at the cinema. and before you say it i know luke dies, lol. you can bring me a coke and a hot dog when i go to watch it tho. thanks garcon.



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  10. #50
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by NARCassist £8.50, that about 11 of your dollars.





    i do, and i got 3 new ones to watch coz i was in jail when they came out. after xmas i'm watching every movie again, then i'll watch the two new ones i dl'd, then going to watch the new one at the cinema. and before you say it i know luke dies, lol. you can bring me a coke and a hot dog when i go to watch it tho. thanks garcon.



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    I haven't watched any of the new ones, asshole. And I managed to avoid spoilers up until now, other than Han Solo dying.
  11. #51
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I haven't watched any of the new ones, asshole. And I managed to avoid spoilers up until now, other than Han Solo dying.

    fuck off, han solo doesn't die does he? oh you've fucking ruined it for me now you cunt. i guess i'll just have a beer then, thanks.



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  12. #52
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist i do, and i got 3 new ones to watch coz i was in jail when they came out.

    when you say it like that u sounds like you'd been in there for an awfully long time.

    in the past im sure theyll just send you to arsetralia.
  13. #53
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    make it snappy



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  14. #54
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader when you say it like that u sounds like you'd been in there for an awfully long time.

    in the past im sure theyll just send you to arsetralia.

    2 years was a long time



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  15. #55
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist 2 years was a long time

    time is subjective mane.

    when you have a 10 year old for girlfriend, 2 years is really a very short period of time before those unsightly pubic hairs begin to sprout from their hitherto clean, tender, smooth and innocent preteen pussy.

    your going to wish you have a few extra hours every day.


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  16. #56
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I want to see lsd fuck up all over again
  17. #57
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by benny vader time is subjective mane.

    when you have a 10 year old for girlfriend, 2 years is really a very short period of time before those unsightly pubic hairs begin to sprout from their hitherto clean, tender, smooth and innocent preteen pussy.

    your going to wish you have a few extra hours every day.


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    You should seek psychiatric help
  18. #58
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 lol why would a lightbulb have a built in firmware?

    It's LED.. LED is direct sourced power.

    This plus smart meter =?

    they're not just light bulbs with LEDs, they're 'smart lights' that connect to your wireless network so you can control them with your phone or whatever
  19. #59
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    They're watching you

    They're watching me

    They're watching everyone

    I want to push a spy down concrete stairs
  20. #60
    I want to push a feminist down the stairs and yell "WHO'S TUMBLING NOW BITCH"
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