documenting how fucked up australia is

2017-12-19 at 3:07 AM UTC

#21

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby I love new orleans i want to move there one day.

anyways, thats pretty funny gp, hope you have fun. aldra is Australian you should hit him up and make a video.
the australian people I met are pretty chill just different which i guess is to be expected.

and @ totse2k melatonin is a sleeping pill..

because NOLA is full of niggers and youd fit in *cough* just perfectly

2017-12-19 at 3:08 AM UTC

#22

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby you eat pig slop

getting 'pig slop' out of anything i typed is possibly only due to your own full-Bill Krozby mental state.

2017-12-19 at 3:28 AM UTC

#23

RestStop Space Nigga

Melatonin can be had for like $3 a bottle here..probably cheaper that's just when I buy it maybe twice a year. Codeine even in black market circles is prohibitively expensive..well I'm certainly not paying $250 for a fucking bottle of it..I think I've seen it for like $80 before but still no.

2017-12-19 at 5:24 AM UTC

#24

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Actor, I want you to shit on my chest

Oops wrong thread

Laaaaaaaaaannnnnnnny

2017-12-19 at 5:57 AM UTC

#25

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

I have no idea why melatonin is scheduled here

NSW is having panic attacks over people 'abusing' codeine so it's been progressively harder to get over the last 5 years or so, don't think it's OTC anymore, Victoria will probably follow suit

2017-12-19 at 8:04 AM UTC

#26

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by infinityshock no. i dont eat fried chicken and i dont particularly like watermellon.

my 'cooking' now consists of finding things that i almost like then throwing them into a pot and cooking them. i make the food more for the nutritional value than its taste.

for example…i just finished 'cooking' wild rice with some peas and chicken breast chunks thrown in.

another example…i toss eggs, milk, powdered milk, rice-drink, honey, yoghurt, and protein powder into the blender and drink assorted portion sizes of that throughout the day. taste kind of like ass but its nutritious.

im about to eat some salmon that i cooked the other night…it isnt bad, but is swimming in melted 'kereys gold' butter.

but you do know foods are more nutritious raw than cooked .... rite ???

and whats your obsession with rice milk ???? that stuff is strictly for asians with milk intolerances, their not a good source of proteins.

2017-12-19 at 9:51 AM UTC

#27

bling bling Dark Matter

howpe u die there

2017-12-19 at 12:15 PM UTC

#28

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader but you do know foods are more nutritious raw than cooked …. rite ???

and whats your obsession with rice milk ???? that stuff is strictly for asians with milk intolerances, their not a good source of proteins.

until you catch salmonella.

it's carbohydrates.

2017-12-19 at 1:46 PM UTC

#29

bling bling Dark Matter

ill sell u sum mandolly for 2.6k a pill no less

2017-12-19 at 1:49 PM UTC

#30

bling bling Dark Matter

2017-12-19 at 2:12 PM UTC

#31

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by infinityshock until you catch salmonella.

it's carbohydrates.

if you keep catching it a dozen times youll develop immunity to it.

and why do you need so many carbs ??? do you work in a sweat shop ???

2017-12-19 at 6:32 PM UTC

#32

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Update: took 1.5 mg of etizolam last night after being dead sober for like 2 and a half days in a row and got to reading online that you can very easily buy weed (and tons of meth, which I'm not interested in) on Craigslist and it's more common than in America, found like 3 wickr sellers and the first one I hit up was a 5 minute bus ride away.

I got a 1/4 oz for 100 which is expensive as fuck for my California tastes but pretty par for the course for Australia. It smelled like straight hemp so I was skeptical about the quality but it was actually not bad. I think they probably grew it with an ozone generator or something for stealth and it eliminated the smell.

2017-12-19 at 9:56 PM UTC

#33

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by greenplastic Alright I'm here in Melbun, Australia and I know there's at least one Melbunnian NIS user in this city but for the rest of you all I'm just making this thread to shed some light on the land down under.

Absurd things I've noticed so far:

- melatonin is prescription only but you can get codeine otc
- their standard drink size is 1.6 times the standard American drink size, and instead of having a warning saying alcohol will make your baby retarded if you drink it while pregnant, the
bottles here just say "It is safest not to drink while pregnant", lol
- they call ketchup "tomato sauce"

I'll be adding to this thread as the trip progresses to keep you all updated with photos and weird things. Also will be taking a bunch of acid a couple of times while I'm here, possibly once for NYE fireworks but we'll see.

what's so weird about all that?

.

2017-12-19 at 10 PM UTC

#34

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by infinityshock although i have taken many, many 'classes' on cooking in new orleans.

was that at jedi school?

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2017-12-19 at 11:55 PM UTC

#35

D4NG0 motherfucker

Originally posted by infinityshock my parents have property there so im there fairly often…altho i havent been there in awhile. new orleans was much, much nicer after all the niggers fled after katrina.

I thought you were 87.

2017-12-19 at 11:59 PM UTC

#36

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

See any wombats yet?

2017-12-20 at 12:07 AM UTC

#37

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by D4NG0 I thought you were 87.

not seeing the relevance...

2017-12-20 at 12:08 AM UTC

#38

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 See any wombats yet?

womb bat...

2017-12-20 at 12:09 AM UTC

#39

D4NG0 motherfucker

Originally posted by infinityshock not seeing the relevance…

If you're really 87 and your parents are still living, they're well over 100, which I doubt.

2017-12-20 at 12:59 AM UTC

#40

Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

Originally posted by greenplastic I got a 1/4 oz for 100 which is expensive as fuck for my California tastes but pretty par for the course for Australia. It smelled like straight hemp so I was skeptical about the quality but it was actually not bad. I think they probably grew it with an ozone generator or something for stealth and it eliminated the smell.

fucc, i get a 1/2 for 80CAD.

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