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documenting how fucked up australia is
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2017-12-18 at 11:09 PM UTCAlright I'm here in Melbun, Australia and I know there's at least one Melbunnian NIS user in this city but for the rest of you all I'm just making this thread to shed some light on the land down under.
Absurd things I've noticed so far:
- melatonin is prescription only but you can get codeine otc
- their standard drink size is 1.6 times the standard American drink size, and instead of having a warning saying alcohol will make your baby retarded if you drink it while pregnant, the
bottles here just say "It is safest not to drink while pregnant", lol
- they call ketchup "tomato sauce"
I'll be adding to this thread as the trip progresses to keep you all updated with photos and weird things. Also will be taking a bunch of acid a couple of times while I'm here, possibly once for NYE fireworks but we'll see. -
2017-12-18 at 11:26 PM UTCDoesn’t Enter live over there
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2017-12-18 at 11:29 PM UTCI know that if you have a sunburn that taking opiats makes you itch and burn 10 fold.
Are you saying that Melatonin is by prescription only? I see that shit at those vitamin shops in a can like energy drinks or some shit. it's used for people who go to the gym? -
2017-12-18 at 11:39 PM UTCwhat would tomato sauce be called thenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-18 at 11:50 PM UTCIs Vegimite made out of bugs n stuff?
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2017-12-18 at 11:55 PM UTC
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2017-12-19 at 12:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic - they call ketchup "tomato sauce"
'melbin'
been there. done that. got the t-shirt. literally.
and...'tomato sauce' is tomatoes blended up to be pasty/liquid. 'kethup' is tomato sauce with other ingredients to make it flavored to be ketchup. 'spaghetti sauce' is the same principle: tomato sauce with other ingredients flavored to be spaghetti sauce.
they probably have to dumb things down to accommodate the indigenous niggers. -
2017-12-19 at 12:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock 'melbin'
been there. done that. got the t-shirt. literally.
and…'tomato sauce' is tomatoes blended up to be pasty/liquid. 'kethup' is tomato sauce with other ingredients to make it flavored to be ketchup. 'spaghetti sauce' is the same principle: tomato sauce with other ingredients flavored to be spaghetti sauce.
they probably have to dumb things down to accommodate the indigenous niggers.
do you cook ??? -
2017-12-19 at 12:40 AM UTC
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2017-12-19 at 12:56 AM UTCEverything you have listed is common in most of the world. What third world hellhole are you from?.
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2017-12-19 at 1:08 AM UTC
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2017-12-19 at 1:50 AM UTCI fucking hate new orleans and the entire gulf coast.
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2017-12-19 at 1:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by benny vader negro food ???
no. i dont eat fried chicken and i dont particularly like watermellon.
my 'cooking' now consists of finding things that i almost like then throwing them into a pot and cooking them. i make the food more for the nutritional value than its taste.
for example...i just finished 'cooking' wild rice with some peas and chicken breast chunks thrown in.
another example...i toss eggs, milk, powdered milk, rice-drink, honey, yoghurt, and protein powder into the blender and drink assorted portion sizes of that throughout the day. taste kind of like ass but its nutritious.
im about to eat some salmon that i cooked the other night...it isnt bad, but is swimming in melted 'kereys gold' butter. -
2017-12-19 at 1:52 AM UTC
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2017-12-19 at 2:01 AM UTCI love new orleans i want to move there one day.
anyways, thats pretty funny gp, hope you have fun. aldra is Australian you should hit him up and make a video.
the australian people I met are pretty chill just different which i guess is to be expected.
and @ totse2k melatonin is a sleeping pill.. -
2017-12-19 at 2:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock no. i dont eat fried chicken and i dont particularly like watermellon.
my 'cooking' now consists of finding things that i almost like then throwing them into a pot and cooking them. i make the food more for the nutritional value than its taste.
for example…i just finished 'cooking' wild rice with some peas and chicken breast chunks thrown in.
another example…i toss eggs, milk, powdered milk, rice-drink, honey, yoghurt, and protein powder into the blender and drink assorted portion sizes of that throughout the day. taste kind of like ass but its nutritious.
im about to eat some salmon that i cooked the other night…it isnt bad, but is swimming in melted 'kereys gold' butter.
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2017-12-19 at 2:12 AM UTCThey call drunk driving/drunk drunk drivers "drink driving" and "drink driver"
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2017-12-19 at 2:13 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
