I choked myself with a belt once

1. 2017-12-17 at 6:58 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   While masterbating.
   
   What have you done that is questionable to others?
   
   I've constricted panties around my balls and shaft, with panties crammed in my mouth.
   
   I understand why Robin Williams would do this.
2. 2017-12-17 at 1:11 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   i have a gimp box that youd have a good time in...
   
   and all the roofie daiquiris you can enjoy
3. 2017-12-17 at 1:53 PM UTC

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   mso8 Houston
   i did that once too. my girlfriend also used to whip me while i was getting off to her feet.
4. 2017-12-17 at 3:08 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   you didn't do the david carradine properly
5. 2017-12-17 at 3:13 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   But I don't do that anymore.
   
   Dad caught me with the turkey baster up my ass, and now we need a new turkey baster
6. 2017-12-17 at 3:41 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash What have you done that is questionable to others?

   
   🤔
7. 2017-12-17 at 4:18 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash But I don't do that anymore.
   
   Dad caught me with the turkey baster up my ass, and now we need a new turkey baster

   
   at least it wasnt the turkey
8. 2017-12-17 at 5:13 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Posting on this website.
9. 2017-12-17 at 5:42 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have so many stories of myself masturbating with things I shouldn't have.
   
   I'm broken inside from the secrets I have to keep.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • HTS
10. 2017-12-17 at 5:45 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat I'm broken inside from the secrets I have to keep.

    
    they have reconstructive surgery to fix that
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • HTS
11. 2017-12-17 at 5:54 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    I'm fucked up...
12. 2017-12-17 at 5:59 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS I'm fucked up…

    
    At least I probably have less fucked up sexual skeletons in the closet than one person Hea.
13. 2017-12-17 at 6:03 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat At least I probably have less fucked up sexual skeletons in the closet than one person Hea.

    
    Tell me more about your dick, bro.
14. 2017-12-17 at 6:10 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat I have so many stories of myself masturbating with things I shouldn't have.
    
    I'm broken inside from the secrets I have to keep.

    
    I washed my butthoLe with a loofah once. Bitch was furi0us
15. 2017-12-17 at 8:05 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Tell me more about your dick, bro.

    
    It's scabbed up. I jacked off for about 8 hours yesterday total.
16. 2017-12-18 at 4:41 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat It's scabbed up. I jacked off for about 8 hours yesterday total.

    
    You did not masterbate for eight hours straight you lying sack of shit.