I haven't shit in a week

1. 2017-12-02 at 9:59 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I can feel the pains in my stomach, digesting itself; all for a gassy disastrous stool.
   
   Victim.
   
   The last thing I ate was on saturday. It was a Chile Rellano burrito plate and I shat my brains out.
   
   It's Friday. That's almost one week since I have had a solid meal.
   
   I want to say that it's these amps that have been taking a toll on my appetite but I took 80 mg today and some prior to that situation and my appetite is still there.
2. 2017-12-02 at 10:08 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You should probably pop some laxatives or something overnight, but only if you can be near a toilet the next day.
3. 2017-12-02 at 10:15 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I've tried some stool softeners.
   
   Maybe I should enema..?
4. 2017-12-02 at 11:13 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Get a bottle of liquid magnesium citrate. It tastes amazing on amps (probably), makes you shit, and is helping with all that damage you're doing to your body all in one $2 drink!
5. 2017-12-02 at 2:36 PM UTC

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   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   For fucks sake
   
   Pls eat some soup or psyllium husk
6. 2017-12-02 at 2:38 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol the meth meal is a 20 g protein 1% milk fat plain Fage yogurt. Take a big spoonful of metamucil from your dad. $1.39 you broke ass nigga. You'll be shiiittin.
7. 2017-12-02 at 4:27 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   Drink a few cups of coffee and smoke a cigarette.
8. 2017-12-02 at 4:56 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash I can feel the pains in my stomach, digesting itself; all for a gassy disastrous stool.
   
   Victim.
   
   The last thing I ate was on saturday. It was a Chile Rellano burrito plate and I shat my brains out.
   
   It's Friday. That's almost one week since I have had a solid meal.
   
   I want to say that it's these amps that have been taking a toll on my appetite but I took 80 mg today and some prior to that situation and my appetite is still there.

   
   i can help you with that. i have a specialty method of performing an enema that is guaranteed to unclog even the most plugged up plumbing.
   
   otherwise youre going to have to cram a plumbers-snake up there a few feet or so and wallow it around to break up the giant clog of dried nigger-jizz that is stopping up the works.
9. 2017-12-02 at 5:34 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Ain't gonna be shitting if he hasn't had anything to eat. Fools!
10. 2017-12-03 at 12:34 PM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Shit ME!
11. 2017-12-09 at 9:45 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Grimace Shit ME!

    
    All over your chest
    
    Call me Daddy.
12. 2017-12-14 at 11:58 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I swear to god I made this thred
13. 2017-12-15 at 11:22 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I hope OP had a good shit.
14. 2017-12-15 at 11:40 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    All worked out if anyone was wondering. It was like a pine cone, though.
15. 2017-12-15 at 11:44 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Good to hear. Did you have any problems flushing it?
16. 2017-12-15 at 11:45 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    No but I love a good shit like that.
17. 2017-12-15 at 11:49 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sounds like a good, satisfying shit.
18. 2017-12-15 at 11:54 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I should have took a picture.
    
    While at the psych ward in the hospital, they feed you well.
    
    I shit a snake that must've been 2 feet long
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2017-12-15 at 11:54 PM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I made this thread.
20. 2017-12-15 at 11:56 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Your mother and I created YOU