Lanny's New Shtick

1. 2017-12-12 at 2:58 AM UTC

   #181
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Programming is when you create instructions for a device to read and operate from, kid. You can't fool me. You didn't even know the difference between SCSI drives and modems.
   
   you're*

   Grammar errors created by auto correct does not erase your failure.
2. 2017-12-12 at 4:02 AM UTC

   #182
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Grammar errors created by auto correct does not erase your failure.

   
   inb4 auto-incorrect
3. 2017-12-12 at 7:32 AM UTC

   #183
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   spectral confirmed pedophile, lol
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RisiR †
4. 2017-12-12 at 10:51 AM UTC

   #184
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL inb4 auto-incorrect

   
   If you think modem strings are programs it's no wonder you're such a failure.
5. 2017-12-12 at 10:51 AM UTC

   #185
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Lanny spectral confirmed pedophile, lol

   
   Hey, you can only post lol! You cheated! ;)
6. 2017-12-12 at 10:52 AM UTC

   #186
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you think modem strings are programs it's no wonder you're such a failure.

   
   A program can be 1 or 0. It can even be null.
7. 2017-12-12 at 10:55 AM UTC

   #187
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL A program can be 1 or 0. It can even be null.

   
   If that is what you want to tell yourself to make yourself feel smart just go with that little fellow.
8. 2017-12-12 at 10:58 AM UTC

   #188
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker If that is what you want to tell yourself to make yourself feel smart just go with that little fellow.

   
   I put you to bed, kid. Don't be :UMAD:.
9. 2017-12-12 at 11:03 AM UTC

   #189
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I put you to bed, kid. Don't be :UMAD:.

   
   Tuck me in, Sparkle you gallant stud. Take me to bed and tuck me in.
10. 2017-12-12 at 11:18 AM UTC

    #190
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I put you to bed, kid. Don't be :UMAD:.

    
    You're funny, sad, but funny.
11. 2017-12-12 at 11:34 AM UTC

    #191
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I've taken on the greatest BBS villains of all time... acidmelt, zok, Snoopy, Metaphysicist, wires... the list goes on and on... and you think YOU KIDS are going to even as much as ruffle my feathers? Don't make me laugh. I have the constitution of an ox, the patience of a turtle, and the wisdom of an owl. You'll have to work a lot harder than that to scare me.
12. 2017-12-12 at 11:42 AM UTC

    #192
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've taken on the greatest BBS villains of all time… acidmelt, zok, Snoopy, Metaphysicist, wires… the list goes on and on… and you think YOU KIDS are going to even as much as ruffle my feathers? Don't make me laugh. I have the constitution of an ox, the patience of a turtle, and the wisdom of an owl. You'll have to work a lot harder than that to scare me.

    
    You also have the humility of a megalomaniac.
13. 2017-12-12 at 11:44 AM UTC

    #193
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You also have the humility of a megalomaniac.

    
    Ask me anything. G'head.
14. 2017-12-12 at 11:46 AM UTC

    #194
    

    D4NG0 motherfucker

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ask me anything. G'head.

    
    Why are you crushing my heart by ignoring my advances? Is it that I'm too old for you? You must want Tommy instead.
15. 2017-12-12 at 12:04 PM UTC

    #195
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by D4NG0 Why are you crushing my heart by ignoring my advances? Is it that I'm too old for you? You must want Tommy instead.

    
    I'm a lone wolf.
    
    *slips a $50 bill into D4NG0's Speedo*
16. 2017-12-12 at 12:08 PM UTC

    #196
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ask me anything. G'head.

    
    Being the world's leading expert on how a BBS should be managed, why have you never started one?
17. 2017-12-12 at 12:12 PM UTC

    #197
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Being the world's leading expert on how a BBS should be managed, why have you never started one?

    
    How do you know I haven't? And if I have, why the fuck would I tell the likes of you?
18. 2017-12-12 at 12:24 PM UTC

    #198
    

    D4NG0 motherfucker

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm a lone wolf.

    
    Stop it. Stop increasing your sexiness. It's too much.
19. 2017-12-12 at 12:27 PM UTC

    #199
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by D4NG0 Stop it. Stop increasing your sexiness. It's too much.

    
    You are Dargo are different people, amirite?
20. 2017-12-12 at 12:38 PM UTC

    #200
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is like watching retards trying to waltz