How many rounds would you last against this guy?

1. 2017-12-11 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
2. 2017-12-11 at 5:54 AM UTC

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   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   I trained shaolin under -SpectraL's tutelage so the real question is how many rounds would this guy last with me
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   • Lanny
3. 2017-12-11 at 6:24 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   fuck mike tyson was an animal back then, in all sorts of ways
   
   I remember it was the only time in boxing that sponsors were so certain he'd win by knockout that they bought advertising space on the soles of his opponents' feet
4. 2017-12-11 at 6:29 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   probably all of them because he would get disqualified / infracted for biting
5. 2017-12-11 at 6:58 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   About 5 seconds.
6. 2017-12-11 at 7:03 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   In all honesty I would probably just run from him unless I had a handgun.
7. 2017-12-11 at 7:44 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If it was a street fight I’d just shoot his ass
8. 2017-12-11 at 7:45 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by RestStop In all honesty I would probably just run from him unless I had a handgun.

   
   a boxer's trained to go 10+ rounds, he'd probably chase you down and punchrape you when you got tired
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9. 2017-12-11 at 9:54 AM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by aldra a boxer's trained to go 10+ rounds, he'd probably chase you down and punchrape you when you got tired

   
   trucks arent designed for speed.
10. 2017-12-11 at 9:57 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by benny vader trucks arent designed for speed.

    
    I wouldn't want to fight a truck either
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    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2017-12-11 at 10:33 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by aldra I wouldn't want to fight a truck either

    
    not when your a tank.
12. 2017-12-11 at 2:14 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    obviously up until the point his first punch hit my face
13. 2017-12-11 at 2:27 PM UTC

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    mso8 Houston
    he seems pretty strong
14. 2017-12-11 at 3:05 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    What kinda discipline? Pretty sure I can beat prime Tyson in something.
15. 2017-12-11 at 3:06 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I would definitely win a round based match of "who is not a nigger?".
16. 2017-12-11 at 3:14 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    yea i could murk that nigga in calculus, guaranteed
17. 2017-12-11 at 4:29 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by RisiR † What kinda discipline? Pretty sure I can beat prime Tyson in something.

    
    yeass ... and that something being off.
    
    and faster still if you put on a tutu.
18. 2017-12-12 at 2:19 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Tyson: "what do u want baby"
    
    Girl: "I want you to be ruff with me"
    
    Tyson: "Relly?"
    
    Girl: "Yes"
    
    Tyson: "RIP"
19. 2017-12-12 at 2:28 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    on round is all id need
    
    right between his nigger eyes
20. 2017-12-12 at 2:38 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A bareknuckle punch from 96 Mike Tyson would be like.. wow