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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    It's 0 degrees C or like 30F. I got the heat turned up but damn niggas. It snowed today as well. I'm cold. Also, i partied too long last night, so i slept in until a ridiculous hour somewhere in the late afternoon. Now all the stores are closed and nigga needs to eat. I would just order something but i'm too much of a jedi to spend that kind of money. Actually, i ordered food the day before yesterday. A nigga gotta pay the rent too.

    It's a rough life but it's my life.

    I'll buy some bread and milk tomorrow morning i guess. I'll starve and freeze in the mean time. FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    not doing too better myself atm. i am warm tho and got food, lol.



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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist not doing too better myself atm. i am warm tho and got food, lol.



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    That's a lot better nigga.

    Ik zag die bitch pas, ze moet grinden want der mattie zit vast.
    Er word geroddelt vroeger gaf ze hoofd voor McDonalds, Kentucky.
    Al die shit geleerd van der zus G.
    Je loopt te spenden als der vriendje, ik spend niet eens een tientje.
    Je krijgt hoofd en nu zit ze op je schoot zo van:
    Me kleine die moet brood hebben, en ze vader die is broke en uh,
    ik heb een brief van de duerwaarder ik heb me verstopt toen die niggas aan de deur waren.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    move further south where it doesnt get cold
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    D4NG0 motherfucker
    0 degrees Celsius is nothing. Also, why tf doesn't your girlfriend cook for you? That's like, her job.
  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by D4NG0 0 degrees Celsius is nothing. Also, why tf doesn't your girlfriend cook for you? That's like, her job.

    Maybe if you live in Svalbard.

    Because i refuse to eat her cooking she can't cook for shit. Good thing she's pretty, or she would be entirely useless.
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    D4NG0 motherfucker
    lol whut. She's only worth her looks? Dump that bitch and find a younger, prettier one that actually does shit. What kind of chick can't at least cook?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by D4NG0 lol whut. She's only worth her looks? Dump that bitch and find a younger, prettier one that actually does shit. What kind of chick can't at least cook?

    the only use for a chick is seks.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Sophie Maybe if you live in Svalbard.

    Because i refuse to eat her cooking she can't cook for shit. Good thing she's pretty, or she would be entirely useless.

    a vagina of a preety girl feels exactly the same as a vagina mounted between the legs of an ugly girl, if anything, its only looser on the preety girl.
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    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by infinityshock the only use for a chick is seks.

    If she's shacking up with you she should cook, clean, and do all the other house stuff. It's part of being feminine.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock move further south where it doesnt get cold

    animals move. humans stay and work something out.
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    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by benny vader animals move. humans stay and work something out.

    The poor ones.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by D4NG0 The poor ones.

    the genetically intact ones.
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    yea I'm not sure how you people live up there in northern europe. everythings closed by like 6 pm, including restaurants who are supposed to be serving dinner. like wtf?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    30 degrees Fahrenheit isn't that bad.. i mean sure its cold.. but if you stay inside with the heat on you should be fine, it was 30 degrees the other night.. now its like 65 lol

    I dunno sometimes I'm low on cash but I always have a lil something in my fridge. I bought a rotisserie chicken last night im still eating and I'm probably going to make some boiled eggs
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by greenplastic yea I'm not sure how you people live up there in northern europe. everythings closed by like 6 pm, including restaurants who are supposed to be serving dinner. like wtf?

    Only on Sundays and holidays.
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    *scoff, it gets way colder than that here in winter.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by D4NG0 lol whut. She's only worth her looks? Dump that bitch and find a younger, prettier one that actually does shit. What kind of chick can't at least cook?

    don't say that to him, wtf you thinking? jesuschristolordy



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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by D4NG0 lol whut. She's only worth her looks? Dump that bitch and find a younger, prettier one that actually does shit. What kind of chick can't at least cook?

    you'd be surprised, i was talking to this girl recently that asked me what I'm cooking I told her I'm doing a steak on the stove and she said I was lucky, and I asked her why? as steak doesn't have to be expensive.. and she said because she can cook anything but that.. and steak is incredibly easy to cook..

    luckily my gf is really good at cooking, she's making me xmas dinner.
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    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by NARCassist don't say that to him, wtf you thinking? jesuschristolordy

    oh shit you're right lol
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