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  1. Originally posted by CASPER

    Lol my ex bought the Phantom Planet CD at a thrift store. That is their only song.
  2. Originally posted by Totse 2001 You want to live the common LA laid back lifestyle?

    Go to Groundlings and see if you can audition for them. go to improve nights first. do stand up comedy. write funny shit that happen to you or just tell them. Stories are in now.

    then hit up groundlings.

    now you will have girls to hang out with. get your 15 minutes in

    then when you lose it all.. go out like a real star power and shoot shitloads of heroin

    haha nah dont! what kind of work do you do?

    >LA

    >Laid back lifestyle

    LA is the angriest, dirtiest, most stuck up well-to-do area I have ever been in. I never want to go back .
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Lol my ex bought the Phantom Planet CD at a thrift store. That is their only song.

    The filmed that show at my school. Holy god it was baaaaad.
  4. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 >LA

    >Laid back lifestyle

    LA is the angriest, dirtiest, most stuck up well-to-do area I have ever been in. I never want to go back .

    It is very clique. But if you get in a clique, you will be invited to beach homes, parties, wild sex and prolly free drugs while getting your Sag-Aftra and 6x standard union. just being in commercials can bring you 20k a pop. Who knows maybe you will be the next Flow (L>O Fucking L)

    waking up in pools of your own druel and vomit with passed out naked girls beside you.. cause you're the man version of Flow and that's enough to get you crazy laid in trendy LA clubs.


    hahah imagine the possibilities. (obviously exaggerating)
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Nah in LA if youre in a commercial, "anyone who's anyone" would be scoffing and laughing at you.

    "Wassup girl? Recognize me? Im the dude from the OxyClean commercials!"

    "....Eew. Old. Gross. Maybe youll get a pizza rolls commercial next, then youll really be in the big time.lol. Kys."
  6. Originally posted by Totse 2001 It is very clique. But if you get in a clique, you will be invited to beach homes, parties, wild sex and prolly free drugs while getting your Sag-Aftra and 6x standard union. just being in commercials can bring you 20k a pop. Who knows maybe you will be the next Flow (L>O Fucking L)

    waking up in pools of your own druel and vomit with passed out naked girls beside you.. cause you're the man version of Flow and that's enough to get you crazy laid in trendy LA clubs.


    hahah imagine the possibilities. (obviously exaggerating)

    That doesn't sound laid back at all.
  7. I was being a bit funny about commercials.

    People who get into films usually start in commercials. And older people usually get commercials than that of even bit parts.

    Often Commercials lead to a possible part in a series on TV. or even Netflix film. then expands from there.

    but if you're funny and or quirky or have the right look, you could be picked up for something bigger right away. Yet the older you get the odds are against your favor.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I was being a bit funny about commercials.

    People who get into films usually start in commercials. And older people usually get commercials than that of even bit parts.

    Often Commercials lead to a possible part in a series on TV. or even Netflix film. then expands from there.

    but if you're funny and or quirky or have the right look, you could be picked up for something bigger right away. Yet the older you get the odds are against your favor.

    Pro tip: You are never funny.
  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Pro tip: You are never funny.

    You are not a pro.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You are not a pro.

    Au contraire, mon frère, I was paid quite well for this once upon a time.
  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    hey its me ur frère
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery But those places are run by niggers.

    it relates to the blitherings regarding police and their activities.
  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You are not a pro.

    i have a tip for anyone that wants it.

    i promise...just the tip
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Socially ignorant

    ^mentally retarded
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lanny ^mentally retarded

    ^mad
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    This guy at the BART station is jacking off. Totse 2001, what do I do?
  17. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^mad

    ^ intellectually disabled.
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I was being a bit funny

    This NEVER happens.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Originally posted by RestStop This NEVER happens.

    It was happening in my world
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by benny vader ^ intellectually disabled.

    ^Repetitively repetitive
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