A little bit about me.

1. 2017-12-05 at 12:53 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   In case your wondering who I am let me tell you a little about just a few of the high points in my life.
   
   Using only a hoe and a single large glass of water I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious yellow army ants.
   
   I play bluegrass cello.
   
   I am the subject of numerous documentaries.
   
   I was scouted by the Mets.
   
   When I am bored I build large suspension bridges in my backyard.
   
   I excel at inner city hang gliding.
   
   And on Fridays, after work, I destroy electric appliances with my mind for free.
   
   
   Who am I?
2. 2017-12-05 at 12:54 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Not an SG thread.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
3. 2017-12-05 at 12:59 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker In case your wondering who I am let me tell you a little about just a few of the high points in my life.
   
   Using only a hoe and a single large glass of water I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious yellow army ants.
   
   I play bluegrass cello.
   
   I am the subject of numerous documentaries.
   
   I was scouted by the Mets.
   
   When I am bored I build large suspension bridges in my backyard.
   
   I excel at inner city hang gliding.
   
   And on Fridays, after work, I destroy electric appliances with my mind for free.
   
   
   Who am I?

   
   post nude selfies or gtfo
4. 2017-12-05 at 12:59 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Not an SG thread.

   
   Not a fuck given
5. 2017-12-05 at 1:12 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   Where are you from?
6. 2017-12-05 at 1:23 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by RestStop Where are you from?

   
   Earth originally
7. 2017-12-05 at 1:27 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Earth originally

   
   Heard that place is horrific.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Speedy Parker
8. 2017-12-05 at 1:34 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   man yellow crazy ants seem pretty rowdy
   
   
9. 2017-12-05 at 1:40 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by RestStop Heard that place is horrific.

   
   It used to be such a great neighborhood.
10. 2017-12-05 at 3:09 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Little Mac & cheese A fag

    
    Wrong, I not a cigarette.
11. 2017-12-05 at 3:22 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I ain't fuckin' with these lame niggaz
12. 2017-12-05 at 3:52 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Little Mac & cheese Someone tell this cigarette to shut up

    
    Smoke a pole
13. 2017-12-05 at 5:06 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by I main Luigi on smash 4 I'll have you know my first wife was Polish.

    
    How big was her pole?
14. 2017-12-05 at 6:30 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I just assumed you were someone's alt
    
    
    delightful