Joining a christian merc outfit, going to the middle east to crusade against islam

1. 2016-08-07 at 7:29 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If I could get a life insurance policy payable to my significant other in the amount of $100,000 I would be all about taking secret week long trips disguised as traveling construction jobs to the middle east to crusade against isis. Dont really care to die for a country but a biblical war? Count me in niggas.
2. 2016-08-07 at 4:33 PM UTC

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   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Lol dying for religion... Religion that has been established to control the masses. That is hilarious if it wasn't what so many people have done before- faught and died for old manuscripts preaching hate, disguised as love and kindness to your fellow man. Whatever floats your boat, I guess, that essentially what ISIS is doing anyway, the same thing just on the otherside.
3. 2016-08-07 at 7:03 PM UTC

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   ArmsMerchant Houston
   Technically you would be dying for judaism since the jedis started the war and use goyims to fight it.
4. 2016-08-07 at 9:23 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   I'd go on crusade just to cull some of those vermin. anyone who doesn't want to exterminate the entire cult of mohamedians has never lived around them.
5. 2016-08-08 at 2:55 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   professional merc groups tend to only hire ex-military; they pay well because they don't have to train you. unless you go with one of the African or French groups that will take literally anyone and pay you shit. and use you as bullet sponges.
   
   you could join the few antifa guys who went over to fight with the kurds, but I'm pretty sure you need to be able to chainsmoke black cocks to join antifa. also the kurds are probably in for a world of hurt once assad and putin stop teabagging islamist separatists.
   
   I have seen a few 'Templar' groups operating in the region but they're all vets and well disciplined fanatics. they will not take you on.
   
   
   why not just take a holiday to saudi arabia and chop some heads? see how they like it. they might even make you police chief.
6. 2016-08-08 at 3:26 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Can I go with you.
7. 2016-08-12 at 10:20 PM UTC

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   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   You can just contact the YPG on Facebook and they'll help you out with travel, training, setting you up with weapons and whatnot if you just wanna slay jihadis, mang. I know for sure that at least one 4channer has done it.
8. 2016-08-12 at 10:32 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   You can just contact the YPG on Facebook and they'll help you out with travel, training, setting you up with weapons and whatnot if you just wanna slay jihadis, mang. I know for sure that at least one 4channer has done it.

   
   PKK/YPK ARe just as bad, fucking commies.
9. 2016-08-12 at 10:38 PM UTC

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   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

   PKK/YPK ARe just as bad, fucking commies.

   
   Sure. But so far they seem to be the only/best option if you want to blast IS and maybe even some Turks along with them as well.
   
   (Le enemy of my enemy is my friend meme)
10. 2016-08-12 at 10:47 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Sure. But so far they seem to be the only/best option if you want to blast IS and maybe even some Turks along with them as well.
    
    (Le enemy of my enemy is my friend meme)

    
    Sophies religious advice of the day: Holy War starts at home.
    
    Personally i'd rather bomb mosques, and bomb mainstream media outlets because they're part of the problem.
11. 2016-08-12 at 11:02 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Killing infidels is as easy as going to any place where a lot of humans congregate and using a knife or vehicle to make news headlines. Its so simple, and your only way of "fighting back" is to bomb a MOSQUE (you never mentioned any people) or travel across the world to Syria.. Lol Europe is so fucked.
    
    The Islamic state has already won hearts and minds, and they are immune to traditional defeat unlike Al Qaeda.
    
    The only way they can be stopped is if Trump wins. Obama is literally the founder of Isis.
12. 2016-08-12 at 11:02 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    technically it doesn't matter what side you're fighting for as long as the end result is dead mayo-headians.
13. 2016-08-12 at 11:54 PM UTC

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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

    Sophies religious advice of the day: Holy War starts at home.
    
    Personally i'd rather bomb mosques, and bomb mainstream media outlets because they're part of the problem.

    
    
    I concur. Especially with the mainstream/liberal media. It's pretty much the premise to what Breivik did in Norway. Liberals/Leftists are pig-headed and will lie and ignore any dissenting opinion that goes against their agenda at the detriment to the country and its people that he just had to lash out at party members the way he did.
14. 2016-08-12 at 11:58 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    I concur. Especially with the mainstream/liberal media. It's pretty much the premise to what Breivik did in Norway. Liberals/Leftists are pig-headed and will lie and ignore any dissenting opinion that goes against their agenda at the detriment to the country and its people that he just had to lash out at party members the way he did.

    
    Whether it was justified or not i can certainly understand the sentiment of his actions.
15. 2016-08-17 at 8:16 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    religious war starts at the bottom of the spine and the finish line is the mind if u go syria u will find not 1 terrorist alive aint u heard words kill faster than bullets when the chamber is ur brain and ur mouth pulls the trigger that propels wickedness straight from hell