i had a birthday recently so i've booked a brass for tomorrow to treat myself. but any other stuff i do that's interesting i would not be mentioning on here.
Originally posted by NARCassist
i had a birthday recently so i've booked a brass for tomorrow to treat myself. but any other stuff i do that's interesting i would not be mentioning on here.
Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut
So far we have a guy with a desk job and an old lonely man booking a prostitute for his birthday.
Yup, just what I thought…
yeah less of the lonely you. i ain't lonely at all. i bet you are tho, i can't imagine anyone in the real world would want to go anywhere near you. lol.
Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut
So far we have a guy with a desk job and an old lonely man booking a prostitute for his birthday.
Yup, just what I thought…
Nah Actually the I think the guy is onto something here. He gets to nail the ass and doesn't have to listen about her brother is an asshole and her other 5,000 issues he doesn't give a fuck about. Sounds like he's winning to me.
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wow i just had a wicked idea for a new commercial. the camera follows this guy going into a building, once inside its clearly a brothel. the guy chooses a girl from the pictures behind the desk and says he wants say a massage, OWO, CIM with a happy ending or some bollocks like that. then he asks to use the bathroom first, the madam points to a door. the camera cuts to inside the bathroom as the guy enters. he locks the door then pulls out a piece of foil and a foil tube and proceeds to toot a few lines of smack. then the voice over guy says 'like getting your money's worth? get a double cheeseburger for 99p from the mcdonalds poundsaver menu.'
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