A plate with a thick steak. A cheesy lasagna. Buttered lobster. A fresh mixed salad. A sortiment of sushi. A schnitzel with the perfect crust and some french fries. A juicy burger. Mousse au chocolat. Ice cream and the most wonderful cakes and pies.Whatever floats your inner fatboy. Let your imagination go wild and think of all the amazing dishes from all over the world. Place them all over the table and create your perfect feast with decoration, atmosphere and everything.
Good?
Ok, now throw all those amazing meals in a single pot and mash them together into one gunk. Get rid of the deco; there is no money for that because three times as many guests arrived as planned and they are all dudes in their 40's who don't care anyway. Also, play every person's favorite song at the same time while you're actually just trying to watch the damn game everybody! What a shit show.
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A table with beautifully arranged meals on it.
A plate with a thick steak. A cheesy lasagna. Buttered lobster. A fresh mixed salad. A sortiment of sushi. A schnitzel with the perfect crust and some french fries. A juicy burger. Mousse au chocolat. Ice cream and the most wonderful cakes and pies.Whatever floats your inner fatboy. Let your imagination go wild and think of all the amazing dishes from all over the world. Place them all over the table and create your perfect feast with decoration, atmosphere and everything.
Good?
Ok, now throw all those amazing meals in a single pot and mash them together into one gunk. Get rid of the deco; there is no money for that because three times as many guests arrived as planned and they are all dudes in their 40's who don't care anyway. Also, play every person's favorite song at the same time while you're actually just trying to watch the damn game everybody! What a shit show.
