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RV/Van/Car living is the way of the future

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    Being tried down to a house or apartment, all the utility fees and rent ...
    Mobile living = FREEDOM
    Your home and personal belongings aren't tied down to a fixed location, you're free to travel anywhere and wherever you go, your home goes along with you.
    This is the way of the future
    Mobile hikikomori cyberpunks



    In the near future you will either join the prison planet smartgrid and live in some towering apartment center where your every move and thought are recorded and scrutinized by big brother or you will choose the path of FREEDOM and live off the grid in your RV or car.
    There are no other alternatives.

    My obaasan and ojiji used to take me camping in their RV, those were some of the happiest experiences of my life.
    Those trips instilled in me a passion for RVs and the camping lifestyle.
    I can't wait to be able to just step outside my RV and sit by the campfire, watch the latest anime episodes on a projector or my AR HMD while cooking steak over the fire, smoking huge dank bowls off a bubbler while playing Cyberpunk folk songs on an acoustic guitar.
    Hell yes.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    have fun in that mobil spy-box.

    GPS location tracking

    microphone audio pickup

    remote-override of vehicle

    remote monitoring of every sensor on the vehicle. location already mentioned but linear velocity. angular velocity. acceleration/deceleration rates. location/rate of refuelling. etc...etc...ad nauseum.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Originally posted by infinityshock have fun in that mobil spy-box.

    GPS location tracking

    microphone audio pickup

    remote-override of vehicle

    remote monitoring of every sensor on the vehicle. location already mentioned but linear velocity. angular velocity. acceleration/deceleration rates. location/rate of refuelling. etc…etc…ad nauseum.

    that's only if you buy a smart-car
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    After hundreds of camping trips with my dad over the years, in all the seasons and elements throughout dozens and dozens of parks, campgrounds, and makeshift campsites all around the upper Midwest, each and every time going through the process of setting up and taking down camp by hand and making that spot your own, I'll always remember driving by the RV parks and my dad reminding me that that's where the faggots went when they wanted to convince themselves they were "camping."

    :)
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    Originally posted by mmQ I'll always remember driving by the RV parks and my dad reminding me that that's where the faggots went when they wanted to convince themselves they were "camping."

    :)


    ^ proof that people who grow up with fathers don't always turn out to be alright

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    RV campers are impostors, lazy despoilers of the wilderness, supersized, expecting the outdoors to accommodate them, instead of giving in to nature's bedroom. They drive enormous vehicles that clog the roads. They drag to the campground everything the tent campers are trying to escape.
  9. #9
    Then go live in your tent faggot.
    I'll be over here in an RV watching anime, smoking weed and enjoying my own private shower and toilet.
    You're talking about something temporary though, which if you want to camp out in the middle of the woods in order to validate your false sense of masculinity then have fun.
    You'll never be as "true" and hardcore as this guy though

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    lol yea that would be cool as fuck but it's not like you're going to do it
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're right. I'm talking about a different type of RV camping, so stop talking it personally. I'm making fun of those who think they're roughing it by going somewhere else and cooking a few marshmallows over a firepit while otherwise sitting in their RV doing the same shit they'd do at home.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume that's only if you buy a smart-car

    thats every production vehicle rolling off the assembly line in the last few years
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Then go live in your tent faggot.
    I'll be over here in an RV watching anime, smoking weed and enjoying my own private shower and toilet.
    You're talking about something temporary though, which if you want to camp out in the middle of the woods in order to validate your false sense of masculinity then have fun.
    You'll never be as "true" and hardcore as this guy though

    [vips://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE[eo]

    thats not hardcore...thats ghetto.

    theres a reason modern construction technology involves concrete, steel, processed wood, and modern materials...not nigger-tier slime, twigs, and forest garbage.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Enjoy your tiny ass sub-standard kitchen, tiny bathroom, poor ventilation, and abysmal mileage faggot
  15. #15
    I can live either way. I had fun at times living out of a odyssey van. the back seats collapsed down as did the middle.. throw a futon mattress or air.

    that being said, I hate catching pneumonia sitting in a damp van on a piss cold night. it amplifies the coldness. it doesn't get very cold often in the bay area. but a few cold snaps of 30s will turn the van into about 28 fucking degrees and the air is damp. you can't catch a cold but you can get pneumonia.. so I prefer the high rise apartment myself, over looking the bay or hills.


    But at least you and I are prepared, you dirty NaZi
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    shit. none of you have lived until youve lived 'in the field' in a small 'TAD' (temporary assigned duty) in the military with the only supplies being what you carry on your back...in addition to stupid shit that needs to be carried for 'operational readiness.' try taking a shit...in the middle of a desert...where there is literally no cover as far as the eye can see. granted, over a two week period i think i shit once the whole time...

    try sleeping on the third/upper tier of a torpedo rack with two lower tiers filled with live torpedoes on a submarine. or in a 'coffin rack' that is literally three feet below 75,000lb aircraft landing/taking off from an aircraft carrier.

    good times
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock granted, over a two week period i think i shit once the whole time…

    was that becos your shits got constantly pushed in ????

    oh, wait. i'm not supposed to ask about that. pls dont tell me.
  18. #18
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    i think the title should be :

    RV/Van/Car living is *MY* future
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