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  1. #61
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Midwest is best

    bitch, you don't even have beaches. Eat a dick biblefag
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Lanny bitch, you don't even have beaches. Eat a dick biblefag

    wrong

  3. #63
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume california beaches are trash

    all of commiefornia is trash
  4. #64
    Originally posted by infinityshock all of commiefornia is trash

    true
  5. #65
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock all of commiefornia is trash

    Thats rich coming from a floridian retard
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  6. #66
    Florida > commietrashia

    though the last time I was in Florida was the late 90s
  7. #67
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lanny So you've been to what? One tourist beach in California and decided they're all bad?

    Makes sense. This one time when I was in DC and there were a bunch of mosquitos. Ergo the entire east coast is a mosquito infested hell hole where it's dangerous to go outside because you could literally be exsanguinated in 10 minutes or less and all the people are probably vampires. Man, the east coast sure sucks balls.

    I'm not from either coast but I've lived and worked up and down both of them for years and years. As much as NYC sucks it still beats anything from San Fran to San Diego. Come at me when you've been where I've been.
  8. #68
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Thats rich coming from a floridian retard

    that's adorable coming from a literal retard faggot.
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  9. #69
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Florida > commietrashia

    though the last time I was in Florida was the late 90s

    how the shit do you even figure that. there's no communism going on here whatsoever.
  10. #70
    Originally posted by infinityshock how the shit do you even figure that. there's no communism going on here whatsoever.

    when ppl think of sunny coastal usa bruh chill @ the beach destinations these days they always refer to california but that place is a total dump
    it's like people forgot florida even exists
    Florida is way more tropic and nice than california if I wanted to go someplace sunny, warm and for the party vibes.

    Cali is literally a cesspool there is no reason to be there.
  11. #71
    I'm drinking again
    it warms yu ^
    ^_^;

    Happy Thanksgiving, kurisumasu minna!
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume They truly are.
    Arrogant douchebags who think they're hot shit just because they're from California.
    Any bozo from there thinks they're special just because some tech companies happen to be located in their state.
    Californians are pathetic.

    No one thinks that way out here who are multi generation Californians. It's the fucking Transplants
  13. #73
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Cali is literally a cesspool there is no reason to be there.

    Where you from, Heaven? It's what people make of it. Oakland was pretty bad and West Oakland is cleaning up made crazy.

    You were hanging out on Skid Row and thought (as Lanny Stated) all of Cali must be like this? Go to Laguna Nigel, and say how much of a cesspool it is. Go to Carmel and say this.

    When you're in San Francisco, Skip the Tenderloid area and go straight to Billionaire Row or Pacific Heights or the many parts of Presedio . then cross the bridge and go to Sausalito

    the weather in California is not to hot or cold most year round. It's fucking paradise. stop sleeping in junky camps.
  14. #74
    So here is a tip living out of your car. Most Hospitals and some Train Stations don't charge 24 hours in their garages.

    keep your car clean. place little car blinds on the back windows (but never the front seats.

    find a blanket the color of your seats and throw it up and over the two front seats.. and park your car backwards in space against the concrete walls. find a corner stall if possible.

    crack your window so they don't steam up. and or go into a clothing store and see if you can get those little packets they put in shoe boxes to keep them from getting sweaty. this will keep your windows from steaming as well.

    always have protein bars and shakes stored and only eat them when needed. I usually would get cravings and eat them while watching my laptop.

    Don't park with other people. Don't make friends with other people near your car.

    Find a really upscale town with a nice hospital and in the day they charge you, you need one that gives out tickets to place on the front window (why you park backwards). the security often check cars, that's why you hide yourself in the back. late at night, the guard rails usually go up. make sure you don't park in a 24 hour paid parking.. many are only part of the day and offer free parking at night.

    don't dress frumpy. wear jeans and decent shoes but wear a decent polo shirt and blend in. buy a coffee but don't talk to people. try and find yourself and a job. save the money. don't get drunk, ever. don't get into fights, don't respond to someones shitty remark to you if it just happens.
  15. #75
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Where you from, Heaven? It's what people make of it. Oakland was pretty bad and West Oakland is cleaning up made crazy.

    You were hanging out on Skid Row and thought (as Lanny Stated) all of Cali must be like this? Go to Laguna Nigel, and say how much of a cesspool it is. Go to Carmel and say this.

    When you're in San Francisco, Skip the Tenderloid area and go straight to Billionaire Row or Pacific Heights or the many parts of Presedio . then cross the bridge and go to Sausalito

    the weather in California is not to hot or cold most year round. It's fucking paradise. stop sleeping in junky camps.

    California would be a paradise but for two things, Californians and Mexicans.
  16. #76
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Lanny So you've been to what? One tourist beach in California and decided they're all bad?

    Makes sense. This one time when I was in DC and there were a bunch of mosquitos. Ergo the entire east coast is a mosquito infested hell hole where it's dangerous to go outside because you could literally be exsanguinated in 10 minutes or less and all the people are probably vampires. Man, the east coast sure sucks balls.

    That's a pretty accurate description tho'.
  17. #77
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock how the shit do you even figure that. there's no communism going on here whatsoever.

    How in the shit do you even figure that 'Florida > commietrashia' meant that Florida was full of communist trash?

    Given the context of your previous posts, the greater-than symbol, and the (cringe-tier) portmanteau ending in 'ia,' there's really no way to misinterpret that other than sheer stupidity.

    Dunce cap for you!
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  18. #78
    NARCassist gollums fat coach




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  19. #79
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    which states are considered the 'midwest' exactly, anyway?



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  20. #80
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist which states are considered the 'midwest' exactly, anyway?



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    This here cluster of states that they didn't want to correctly label as the north middle east.


    I'm in that photo, can you see me??
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