You have direct communication with god and he commands you to exterminate half of the world's population

1. 2017-11-20 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

   Originally posted by benny vader i'm too ashamed to say ….

   
   It's okay, Methemetician, your location is not a reflection of your psyche
   
   Is it China?
2. 2017-11-20 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #22
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Daily It's okay, Methemetician, your location is not a reflection of your psyche
   
   Is it China?

   
   i'd proud if it is.
3. 2017-11-20 at 11 PM UTC

   #23
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Burma.
4. 2017-11-20 at 11:03 PM UTC

   #24
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Burma.

   
   no, burma came to us.
5. 2017-11-21 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He's probably from New York or some boring shit.
6. 2017-11-21 at 3:23 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 He's probably from New York or some boring shit.

   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • Daily
7. 2017-11-21 at 6:07 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'd probably just whitelist my friends and family and then randomly kill half the remaining population. That would be utter, hilarious chaos. Chances are every person left alive would've lost someone close to them at the same time.
8. 2017-11-21 at 6:20 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by inb4l0pht I'd probably just whitelist my friends and family and then randomly kill half the remaining population. That would be utter, hilarious chaos. Chances are every person left alive would've lost someone close to them at the same time.

   
   and then you tell all of them you're so sorry for their loss
9. 2017-11-27 at 2:19 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   Anybody who reads a book and absorbs all of the given info because it was published professionally
10. 2017-11-27 at 3:38 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    I would only kill religious men so the male to female ratio would be unbalanced and I could have a dozen side chicks.
11. 2017-11-27 at 3:42 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Men and women who voluntarily participate in cuckoldry
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
12. 2017-11-27 at 3:43 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Anybody who asks for a cigarette without saying excuse me or sorry to disturb you
13. 2017-11-27 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #33
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Daily Anybody who asks for a cigarette without saying excuse me or sorry to disturb you

    
    hey man you got a light?
    
    thanks, do you also have a cigarette?
    
    
    f u c k o f f
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Daily
14. 2017-11-27 at 4:20 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    hey man you got some bones
15. 2017-11-28 at 2 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    All other males cept me
16. 2017-11-29 at 11:24 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Madman I would only kill religious men so the male to female ratio would be unbalanced and I could have a dozen side chicks.

    
    The only correct answer.
17. 2017-11-29 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #37
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I ain't killing anyone. Order more bottles! Order more models! Shots on the house, nigga!
18. 2017-11-29 at 6:57 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    People who knowingly swear in front of children
19. 2017-11-29 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #39
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Daily People who knowingly swear in front of children

    
    words cant hurt children.
20. 2017-11-29 at 8:48 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Daily People who knowingly swear in front of children

    
    Weren't you diagnosed as a psychopath