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Every time I look at a person

  1. 2017-11-19 at 1:54 PM UTC
    #1
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I instantly think about their mum getting creampied. I don't know what it is - I don't even think about it in a sexual manner, it's just a matter of fact, even my inner voice changes tone, prosody and occasionally even dialect

    I meet up with a friend - "oh, here they are, their mother got creampied haha" - I meet somebody new - "what was their name again? who cares their mother got creampied" - My boss calls me - "lol dis nigga's mum literally got creampied".

    One day I even went to visit my parents and just as I saw their silhouettes approaching the door to greet me, I automatically thought "both of these peoples' mums' got creampied lol"

    What is this? Is this an acute awareness of creation and being itself? Last night I was on Amazon searching through books and all I kept thinking was "this author's mum literally had creampie dripping out of her pussy".

    I have been more proactive in my meditation recently, is this one of the benefits of clearing one's mind in order to reach some form of enlightenment
  2. 2017-11-19 at 1:57 PM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    everybody on earth is here because their mother was a dirty fucking whore
  3. 2017-11-19 at 2:01 PM UTC
    #3
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sometimes after I'd been twacked out and spent like 12 hour masturbating and then I'd have to go out into public (feeling like a fucking weirdo pervert scumbag) to go to school or something and then every time I see a girl it looks like she's about to perform some sort of sexual act or looks like she's in a porn thumbnail.
  4. 2017-11-19 at 2:13 PM UTC
    #4
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic Sometimes after I'd been twacked out and spent like 12 hour masturbating and then I'd have to go out into public (feeling like a fucking weirdo pervert scumbag) to go to school or something and then every time I see a girl it looks like she's about to perform some sort of sexual act or looks like she's in a porn thumbnail.

    Lol I know how this is

    After I did stims and had my 12 hour wank-a-thons, I would have a hard time talking to women in public the next day because it's like my mind was conditioned to the porn and expecting the clothes to come off and that's all I could think about
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. 2017-11-19 at 2:53 PM UTC
    #5
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    You're definitely of the spectrum.

  6. 2017-11-19 at 3:23 PM UTC
    #6
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Didn't report to anyone because I am not a SNITCH!
  7. 2017-11-19 at 4:15 PM UTC
    #7
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    A European or African Swallow?
  8. 2017-11-19 at 5:21 PM UTC
    #8
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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    Post last edited by Kolokol-1 at 2017-11-20T00:28:56.471165+00:00
  9. 2017-11-19 at 6:14 PM UTC
    #9
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Enter everybody on earth is here because their mother was a dirty fucking whore

    not jesus.
  10. 2017-11-19 at 11:31 PM UTC
    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Do you look at your Grandmother like this? Your Maternal grandmother at that.
  11. 2017-11-20 at 12:33 AM UTC
    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Daily I instantly think about their mum getting creampied. I don't know what it is - I don't even think about it in a sexual manner, it's just a matter of fact, even my inner voice changes tone, prosody and occasionally even dialect

    This is sick, but I used to think about their insides, like their muscles, hearts, shitfunnel, etc. Once you think that way about all the stuff lying just under their skin it's hard to take anyone seriously.
  12. 2017-11-20 at 1:29 AM UTC
    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic Sometimes after I'd been twacked out and spent like 12 hour masturbating and then I'd have to go out into public (feeling like a fucking weirdo pervert scumbag) to go to school or something and then every time I see a girl it looks like she's about to perform some sort of sexual act or looks like she's in a porn thumbnail.

    Haha! This is the most awesome feeling of anticipation at work, like I'm definitely gonna get a blowjob after work. And when the women come close and I'm examining their skin and I'm like ah yes, ripe for a fuck!
  13. 2017-11-20 at 1:30 AM UTC
    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Or like back in the day at Wal Mart I was so ready for that Indian MILF to drop it for me flexing that fucking calf muscle in the freezer section that slut! Must be off that shit just like I is.
  14. 2017-11-20 at 3:41 AM UTC
    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Or like back in the day at Wal Mart I was so ready for that Indian MILF to drop it for me flexing that fucking calf muscle in the freezer section that slut! Must be off that shit just like I is.

    Yes. talk more of this MILF. find a photo that looks like her. perhaps an entire bodyshot
  15. 2017-11-20 at 3:52 AM UTC
    #15
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Daily I instantly think about their mum getting creampied. I don't know what it is - I don't even think about it in a sexual manner, it's just a matter of fact, even my inner voice changes tone, prosody and occasionally even dialect

    I meet up with a friend - "oh, here they are, their mother got creampied haha" - I meet somebody new - "what was their name again? who cares their mother got creampied" - My boss calls me - "lol dis nigga's mum literally got creampied".

    One day I even went to visit my parents and just as I saw their silhouettes approaching the door to greet me, I automatically thought "both of these peoples' mums' got creampied lol"

    What is this? Is this an acute awareness of creation and being itself? Last night I was on Amazon searching through books and all I kept thinking was "this author's mum literally had creampie dripping out of her pussy".

    I have been more proactive in my meditation recently, is this one of the benefits of clearing one's mind in order to reach some form of enlightenment

    you do realize that dual-sex reproduction is a basic biological function that is shared amongst virtually all of the more advanced life forms on this planet...and the means to exchange the biological data required to combine two life forms together to create a new one is within a bodily fluid...via speshul delivery...right?
  16. 2017-11-20 at 3:53 AM UTC
    #16
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Do you look at your Grandmother like this? Your Maternal grandmother at that.

    this is how i envision every poster on this site...including, and most especially, you...
  17. 2017-11-20 at 4:55 AM UTC
    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock this is how i envision every poster on this site…including, and most especially, you…

    Syntax fail. you what, huh?
  18. 2017-11-20 at 1:44 PM UTC
    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    When i think about getting money I think about my creampies inside the finest yellas and reds.
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