I know this is gonna sound really egotistical and shit...

1. 2017-11-20 at 1:32 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grimace Wal-Mart is my most despised store of all time. I go into one and immediately stricken with pure hatred of everyone. Stop in the middle of the aisle? I want to fucking murder you. Cause me to do that retarded "are you going left or am I going left" dance with you? I want to fucking murder you. When I find a moment of solace and am able to actually study a product I might like to buy, I am immediately surrounded with fat, horrible people who seemingly PUSH their carts in CLOSER and CLOSER as if to hurry you along. FUCK Wal-Mart. Fuck people. All of them. Except for the ones that pay me.

   
   OK, this some good grimace shit. Relatable.
2. 2017-11-20 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #22
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Nah, you ain’t as smart as you think you are. But at least you think you are, right?