2016-03-06 at 1:29 PM UTC
How can I get revenge on my ex girlfriend for being the cunt that she is? I was thinking about pouring something in her gas tank to destroy her vehicle but what? Any of you niggers have some good ideas?
2016-03-06 at 2:45 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
suck a tonne of dicks and tell everyone she made you gay
2016-03-06 at 5:16 PM UTC
as a modification of the dick-sucking faggotry idea...give away your asshole to as many niggers as possible, then when you have every known STD...and a few undiscovered ones...fuck her until she gets pregnant, then commit suicide, leaving her with not only a severe case of rotten crotch...but a swollen uterus with slappy spawn...forcing her into the only job that will have her: the sex trade.
and...post nude pics of your gf
2016-03-06 at 11:39 PM UTC
if she has a garage, weld the door shut, if not, do that shit where you rebuild the car in her house when she's at work
also release a bunch of feral animals into her house, leave a stink bomb in her ventilation, salt her lawn in creative shapes, spray paint her windshield, put heavy padlocks on all of her stuff (especially like air conditioning cages, doors, purses, etc.)
2016-03-06 at 11:39 PM UTC
also, slit the bottoms of her purses where she keeps a lot of shit, tape it up from the inside with cheap scotch tape, and it'll fall out
2016-03-07 at 4:14 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
That would be embarrassing for the lady if her dildo fell out at a place like the supermarket, with a lineup of people staring at it just laying there, and nobody moving or even blinking for several seconds.
2016-03-07 at 4:39 AM UTC
Be mature and move on. Is a cunt even worth the civil suit that will inevitably follow?
2016-03-07 at 4:41 AM UTC
Burn her house down or get her hooked on meth
2016-03-07 at 4:42 AM UTC
No get her hooked on meth and THEN burn the house down
2016-03-07 at 4:43 AM UTC
throw a bag of burning meth through her window
obviously mixed with firestarter
2016-03-17 at 4:52 AM UTC
As to what to pour in her gas tank, I would use laundry detergent, personally. Get a big funnel with a long neck and a gallon of expensive laundry detergent (because cheap is more watered down). Do it when its dark outside.
Also:
Call her workplace every hour and ask for her, no matter what they say, call back every hour. Tell them that it is an emergency.
Tell her parents that she has a drug problem and you are very concerned for her.
Tell everyone who would possibly know her or know of her that she has been a prostitute before.
Make friends with as many really dangerous, unstable homeless people as you can find, and show them lots of pictures of her and convince them that she is a fetishist and a masochist and would love it if they would break into her house and rape her at knifepoint.
Kill animals and mutilate the corpse, a new one every day, and leave them on her doorstep. Don't be seen doing this, you might end up on the local news.
The old favorite standby of buying 2 pounds of of fresh fish filets and shoving them up into her dryer vent outlet, as many as will fit.
Have hard drugs delivered to her work, with her name as the addressee but the employer as the location address.
Have gigantic veiny black dildos sent to her parents house, with her name as the addressee but with 'care of' in her parents name and their numerical address...they will be just curious enough to open it, and will feel justified because their name is on it too.
Drive by shooting
Arson
Rape
More rape
and finally, you could just save yourself the time and trouble of giving a shit about her and moving on, because revenge is such time and effort and expense sometimes, and it is never worth it over women. Only money.
2016-03-17 at 5:09 AM UTC
Send her pictures of you smoking meth with captions like "JELLY BITCH??!"
