Xmas Present for All

2017-11-14 at 12:57 AM UTC

#1

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I was in Target, took this photo.

I was thinking of sending you all a goatse raz cookie

But then realize you prolly goatse'd out for the year.. especially Infinity and umm that other faggot.. oh wait just infinity.. the rest are pedo's

2017-11-14 at 1:14 AM UTC

#2

bling bling Dark Matter

how did it taste

2017-11-14 at 1:36 AM UTC

#3

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by bling bling how did it taste

a bit cold and clammy
had a waff of like beans and farts smell

2017-11-14 at 1:54 AM UTC

#4

infinityshock Black Hole

youre a fucking retarded faggot.

only a faggot could even think of such a thing by seeing something that has no resemblance whatsoever to an asshole.

youre the perfect example of why rorschach tests are used.

2017-11-14 at 1:58 AM UTC

#5

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock youre a fucking retarded faggot.

only a faggot could even think of such a thing by seeing something that has no resemblance whatsoever to an asshole.

youre the perfect example of why rorschach tests are used.

Well.. someone took a rasberry filled cheese danish and bent over and had his friend take a photo of him placing it over his bughole which made me laugh with goatse cheese danish as a caption

and this looked like a tiny danish rasberry cheese danish so that's why it popped in my head for lols

You are by far the biggest queer on this site. no room to talk. and my post was funny

2017-11-14 at 2:17 AM UTC

#6

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

2017-11-14 at 2:25 AM UTC

#7

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by infinityshock youre a fucking retarded faggot.

only a faggot could even think of such a thing by seeing something that has no resemblance whatsoever to an asshole.

youre the perfect example of why rorschach tests are used.

Not nessecarily, I love to fuck ass and I'm not gay.

2017-11-14 at 2:30 AM UTC

#8

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby Not nessecarily, I love to fuck ass and I'm not gay.

Gay.

2017-11-14 at 2:32 AM UTC

#9

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Gay.

no not at all, that would be like saying its gay for a guy to kiss a woman, just because gay guys make out with each other.

2017-11-14 at 2:36 AM UTC

#10

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby no not at all, that would be like saying its gay for a guy to kiss a woman, just because gay guys make out with each other.

Not every woman has a vagina.

2017-11-14 at 2:38 AM UTC

#11

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

But anyways now that we are on the subject of "ass" and "gays" I've watched many seminars only human sexuality and I believe that people for the most part are either gay or straight, that bisexuality is actually a very very rare thing.

But I do honestly believe that bill the cat is a bonafide bisexual male. Not that theres anything wrong with that.
My neighbor I believe is a bonafide bisexual as well because of him hinting how he wishes he was gay, but something tells me that he's sucked on many scuzzy punk rock cocks. Not that theirs anything wrong with that, but irl he's always calling everyone a fag including myself. And I've met two of his friends that are girls but he doesn't bang them, he even offered one of them to me but I declined.

Also a month ago or so we were driving in my car and he was high/drunk and he told me I should grow my hair out.. which was kind of weird.. then he proceeded to tell me how he loves me and I'm his best friend, I have know hang up about loving another beta male on a non-romantic level, but I just got that vibe that he was giddy with lust.

2017-11-14 at 2:41 AM UTC

#12

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Not every woman has a vagina.

Que?!
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2017-11-14 at 2:43 AM UTC

#13

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby But anyways now that we are on the subject of "ass" and "gays" I've watched many seminars only human sexuality and I believe that people for the most part are either gay or straight, that bisexuality is actually a very very rare thing.

But I do honestly believe that bill the cat is a bonafide bisexual male. Not that theres anything wrong with that.
My neighbor I believe is a bonafide bisexual as well because of him hinting how he wishes he was gay, but something tells me that he's sucked on many scuzzy punk rock cocks. Not that theirs anything wrong with that, but irl he's always calling everyone a fag including myself. And I've met two of his friends that are girls but he doesn't bang them, he even offered one of them to me but I declined.

Also a month ago or so we were driving in my car and he was high/drunk and he told me I should grow my hair out.. which was kind of weird.. then he proceeded to tell me how he loves me and I'm his best friend, I have know hang up about loving another beta male on a non-romantic level, but I just got that vibe that he was giddy with lust.

What's wrong with letting your best friend fuck you in the ass?

2017-11-14 at 2:46 AM UTC

#14

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Not every woman has a vagina.

2017-11-14 at 2:47 AM UTC

#15

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

He's not my best friend, just a neighbor I hang out with sometimes. Plus for the last 7 months or so I've decided to just see my gf.

2 weeks ago she used her dildo on my ass when I was drunk, I was beggin' for a peggin'

felt good and she enjoyed working me over

2017-11-14 at 2:54 AM UTC

#16

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby He's not my best friend, just a neighbor I hang out with sometimes. Plus for the last 7 months or so I've decided to just see my gf.

2 weeks ago she used her dildo on my ass when I was drunk, I was beggin' for a peggin'

felt good and she enjoyed working me over

Well you're a man. You got that prostate that needs stimulatin'. If your best friend won't do it then having your girlfriend do it with a dildo is second best.

Hope she cleaned it off well after.

2017-11-14 at 2:59 AM UTC

#17

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby nessecarily

illiterate retard nigger

Originally posted by Bill Krozby I love to fuck ass and I'm not gay.

believe whatever you want. niggers plowing your ass does, in fact, make you a raging faggot.

2017-11-14 at 3:01 AM UTC

#18

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Well you're a man. You got that prostate that needs stimulatin'. If your best friend won't do it then having your girlfriend do it with a dildo is second best.

Hope she cleaned it off well after.

he lied about the dildo. and the girl.

it was some nigger he met on the street who he begged to jam his bicep into his colon.

2017-11-14 at 3:01 AM UTC

#19

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby He's not my best friend, just a neighbor I hang out with sometimes. Plus for the last 7 months or so I've decided to just see my gf.

2 weeks ago she used her dildo on my ass when I was drunk, I was beggin' for a peggin'

felt good and she enjoyed working me over

faggot

2017-11-14 at 3:01 AM UTC

#20

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein

someone reposted it with goatse caption it appears

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