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Your mom is so homeless

  1. #21
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    your mom is so homeless, bitch got evicted from a refrigerator box
  2. #22
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    your mom is so homeless, she puts a showercap on when it rains and stands out there in the street, soaping up them titties
  3. #23
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    your mom is so homeless, that when you go inside your house, you are leaving her house.
  4. #24
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    your mom is so homeless, that she both conceived and birthed you in an alley
  5. #25
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    your mom is so homeless, that an umbrella is her version of a sunsetter retractible awning
  6. #26
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    your fucking mom is so motherfucking homeless, that her version of a 'walk in closet' is that she wears everything she owns all at once.
  7. #27
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    your mom is so homeless that I'mma let her stay here with me tonight
  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    hah !
  9. #29
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    your fucking mom is so motherfucking homeless, that her version of a 'walk in closet' is that she wears everything she owns all at once.

    I kek'd heartily.
  10. #30
    your mom is so homeless she sustains herself on her own breastmilk
  11. #31
    tl/dr
    If you hadn't read it you would never have responded. Do you have any idea of how pathetic it is that you posted that?
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Your home is so momless you have piles of laundry and loads of dishes you won't ever be able to do. LOSER !
  13. #33
    Your mom is so homeless I asked her if I could use the bathroom and she said "Just pick an alley".
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