2015-09-23 at 1:55 AM UTC
your mom is so homeless, bitch got evicted from a refrigerator box
2015-09-23 at 1:58 AM UTC
your mom is so homeless, she puts a showercap on when it rains and stands out there in the street, soaping up them titties
2015-09-23 at 2:03 AM UTC
your mom is so homeless, that when you go inside your house, you are leaving her house.
2015-09-23 at 2:05 AM UTC
your mom is so homeless, that she both conceived and birthed you in an alley
2015-09-23 at 2:08 AM UTC
your mom is so homeless, that an umbrella is her version of a sunsetter retractible awning
2015-09-23 at 2:09 AM UTC
your fucking mom is so motherfucking homeless, that her version of a 'walk in closet' is that she wears everything she owns all at once.
2015-09-23 at 2:10 AM UTC
your mom is so homeless that I'mma let her stay here with me tonight
2015-09-23 at 8:30 AM UTC
your mom is so homeless she sustains herself on her own breastmilk
2015-09-23 at 6:40 PM UTC
Your home is so momless you have piles of laundry and loads of dishes you won't ever be able to do. LOSER !
2015-09-23 at 7:06 PM UTC
Your mom is so homeless I asked her if I could use the bathroom and she said "Just pick an alley".