why are old people so bad at typing?

2017-11-09 at 3:14 PM UTC

#1

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Every post I see by someone 35 or older on the internet is fucking totally incomprehensible because they can barely ever manage to string together a coherent sentence or idea. I don't know who the fuck they think they're fooling, we all know they had typewriters before keyboards and it was basically the same shit. And it's not like written language has changed by any degree of significance. It's always been the same. So this little trick they have going on where they pretend to be stupid so that they can blame their issues on a natural lack of intelligence rather than the shit they fucked up because they were too lazy is total bullshit.

2017-11-09 at 4:40 PM UTC

#2

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Man I think a lot of old people are lazy to be honest. The older gonts here on this boar are coherent, but go to a place like f169bbs.com and those guys for the most part are 35+ and are completely retarded, don't know how to type, only know a few words, will make a thread about a news story but just post a link but won't give any of their thoughts on the matter.

And also the same guys (they make jill look like a scholar) will make threads about "selena the beaner" constantly and will also make threads about how they don't like girls with tats because it means they are sluts, but when in reality these older trevs will never have a chance with a darker hot girl or a girl with tats because it reminds them too much of girls in porn that they constantly wank too.

basically they are insecure, don't have anything to say, and lazy but still want to be apart of something. And I know some old skools that are cool in a lot of ways yet rather use the google voice (more power to them its something I'm not interested in because I rather have my message come out with out a computers error, yet they bitch about computers)

but to be honest even a lot of younger people do the same. It's quite the quandary.

2017-11-09 at 4:42 PM UTC

#3

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

lol, im 30 and I type extremely sloppy sometimes, but thats only when I'm drunking and type like a mad man.

2017-11-09 at 5:11 PM UTC

#4

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Because everyone 35 and older is a mush-brained bag of bones that can hardly put their teeth in let alone go on a wild goose hunt trying to find all the right characters on the pesky keyboard.

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2017-11-09 at 5:15 PM UTC

#5

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

I just don't like that dagnabbit confounded new half-fag midget technology!

*trump and the weird looking mccain constantly post on twitter*

2017-11-09 at 5:50 PM UTC

#6

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by greenplastic Every post I see by someone 35 or older on the internet is fucking totally incomprehensible because they can barely ever manage to string together a coherent sentence or idea. I don't know who the fuck they think they're fooling, we all know they had typewriters before keyboards and it was basically the same shit. And it's not like written language has changed by any degree of significance. It's always been the same. So this little trick they have going on where they pretend to be stupid so that they can blame their issues on a natural lack of intelligence rather than the shit they fucked up because they were too lazy is total bullshit.

we dont expect immature kids like you to be able to appreciate the finer taste of wine and the finesser taste of cigars.

2024-04-14 at 10:23 PM UTC

#7