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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    SOME of you, do not have parents. Some of you are worthless; trannies, pedophiles, etc

    Some of you resent your parents. Some of you, will taunt the whole aspect of the thread as lying to your patents is less worse than any other thing you've done.

    But let's get back on point...I hate lying to my parents, whatever it may be. I've always disliked lying. I've always been a bad liar.

    No mom, I didn't smoke pot.

    I just lied to my mom about medication, my clonazepam...not my psyche meds...as I know someone would make a jab.
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    Why did you lie to her about it?
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    It was a simple lie.

    She's in charge of my clonazepam, as though she doesn't really mistrust me (she should), my dad could get into them so she keeps them in a lockbox. She leaves 1 mg in their medicine cabinet for me.

    SO..I went upstairs and took the 1mg, came downstairs asked for my clonazepam, and told her I had taken that one mg earlier. So she went and got me two. So I took 3mg all together

    Simple lie.
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    You're like 25 and have your parents control your meds for you? When do you plan on becoming independent?

    You need some tough love, and it seems I'm the only one who gives it to you.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You need some tough love, and it seems I'm the only one who gives it to you.

    Thanks dad.
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    Originally posted by mashlehash SOME of you, do not have parents. Some of you are worthless; trannies, pedophiles, etc

    Some of you resent your parents. Some of you, will taunt the whole aspect of the thread as lying to your patents is less worse than any other thing you've done.

    But let's get back on point…I hate lying to my parents, whatever it may be. I've always disliked lying. I've always been a bad liar.

    No mom, I didn't smoke pot.

    I just lied to my mom about medication, my clonazepam…not my psyche meds…as I know someone would make a jab.

    Go confess to your mom. She probably already knew, she just wants you to be happy, even at the risk of a Klonopin tantrum.
  7. #7
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by mashlehash It was a simple lie.

    She's in charge of my clonazepam, as though she doesn't really mistrust me (she should), my dad could get into them so she keeps them in a lockbox. She leaves 1 mg in their medicine cabinet for me.

    SO..I went upstairs and took the 1mg, came downstairs asked for my clonazepam, and told her I had taken that one mg earlier. So she went and got me two. So I took 3mg all together

    Simple lie.

    Talk about first world problems.
    GET A JOB!!
    Move out and get your own shit.
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    Originally posted by mashlehash It was a simple lie.

    She's in charge of my clonazepam, as though she doesn't really mistrust me (she should), my dad could get into them so she keeps them in a lockbox. She leaves 1 mg in their medicine cabinet for me.

    SO..I went upstairs and took the 1mg, came downstairs asked for my clonazepam, and told her I had taken that one mg earlier. So she went and got me two. So I took 3mg all together

    Simple lie.

    No offense, but is your mom stupid or something? Is she a drunk? Why would she give you TWO and why did asking for another one work so easily The math doesn't math. Why is she worried about your dad stealing your meds? Has he done it before? How many are you supposed to take daily?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol when i read the thread title i started laughing with out reading any of the post. I've lied to my parents many times, but only to protect myself when I was younger. But at the same time I've told them the cold truth / they have found out about me/know me, so its no big secret the last 13 years I haven't lived with them.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I used to lie all the time to my mom and dad about smoking the herbivore. And a couple summers ago my mom called me crying telling me she was going to leave my dad because he didnt care that she was going blind and wanted to move to colorado to smoke and asked if i could get her bud and I told her to get bent because I'm not allowed to smoke and she was against it back in the early 2000's, fuck her.

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 No offense, but is your mom stupid or something? Is she a drunk? Why would she give you TWO and why did asking for another one work so easily The math doesn't math. Why is she worried about your dad stealing your meds? Has he done it before? How many are you supposed to take daily?

    I am prescribed 2mg a day

    My dad has been subscribed trazodone, ambien(forgot the chem name), lorazepam (does anyone enjoy this?), among a few other drugs like amphetamine and yes, he has a drug problem. He's doing better now though.

    I think you misread my post or I didn't make it clear enough. My mom leaves me an mg of clonazepam in the medicine cabinet. She always does. I simply grabbed that one, told her I took it earlier in the day and got 2 mg when I asked.
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by mashlehash I am prescribed 2mg a day

    My dad has been subscribed trazodone, ambien(forgot the chem name), lorazepam (does anyone enjoy this?), among a few other drugs like amphetamine and yes, he has a drug problem. He's doing better now though.

    I think you misread my post or I didn't make it clear enough. My mom leaves me an mg of clonazepam in the medicine cabinet. She always does. I simply grabbed that one, told her I took it earlier in the day and got 2 mg when I asked.

    zolpidem
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery zolpidem

    Thanks. It was bothering me even though I have the internet at my finger tips.

    One time I took 20 mg and didn't wait long enough. Took another 20 and woke up with a shit hangover with light visuals
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I used to lie to my parents to get out of the consequences of my actions. Now i lie to my mom to spare her having the guilt of having raised me, lmao.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Sophie I used to lie to my parents to get out of the consequences of my actions. Now i lie to my mom to spare her having the guilt of having raised me, lmao.

    I wonder about you sometimes

    Like you and your cousin...niggga
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mashlehash I wonder about you sometimes

    Like you and your cousin…niggga

    All's well on the cousin front.
  17. #17
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sophie All's well on the cousin front.

    Son of a bitch, she's 10 years old now and knows what u did.
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