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  1. #1
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Did he post on Zoklet?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    fat fucking downzer-looking faggot.
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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    He looked normal to me.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SBTlauien He looked normal to me.

    normal people don't have downzer eyes like that or facial hair that looks like an amish had a baby with a sasquach which then had a racoon nest on its face.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    It's normal for that area of texas, a lot of dudes look like that and have beards
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I remember one time when my daughters mom was pregnant, I went out to the country to see her and her brother and her brothers friend were there and they looked very similar to that guy and were really big and fat one of them even wore overalls. Anyways she had to go do something with her sister and wouldn't be back for a few hours so I decided to just hang with those 2 dudes because they seemed cool and had some spice and I figured I'd smoke some with them because I'd never smoked any before.

    We were drinking also but her brother I think secretly resented me and the more drunk he got the aggro he started acting, kinda crazy like and the other dude was just acting like a retard.

    I tell them I'm leaving and her brother steps in front of the door and told me no, and I'm like what the fuck and try to push passed him but he's too big, he shoves me really hard and I stumble back and fall into the arms of his friend and turn around shove him and he shoves me back to her brother, so for like the next 30 minutes they basically shoving me around the room, it fucking sucked luckily my daughters mom came back and they cut it out.

    Fucking pricks
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I remember one time me mom drove me to my uncle's house on a whim and I want feeling good my stomach hurt and I had been throwing up earlier. She let me in and then just took off right away. Sure enough it wasn't just my uncle it was all 6 of them and they were wearing robes and chanting, basically they tied me up and for the next few hours took turns.. WAIT JUST A SECOND ! AHA!!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ I remember one time me mom drove me to my uncle's house on a whim and I want feeling good my stomach hurt and I had been throwing up earlier. She let me in and then just took off right away. Sure enough it wasn't just my uncle it was all 6 of them and they were wearing robes and chanting, basically they tied me up and for the next few hours took turns.. WAIT JUST A SECOND ! AHA!!

    i literally cackled
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