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It isn't rape if you yell "SURPRISE!" before you fuck em

  1. 2017-11-05 at 2:34 AM UTC
    #1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    And there might be cake.
  2. 2017-11-05 at 2:46 AM UTC
    #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh my god. Last day of my trial is tomorrow and we needed a miracle. I fucking said surprise. I FUCKING SAID SURPRISE! I'M INNOCENT!! A GOOD, INNOCENT MAN!!!!
  3. 2017-11-05 at 2:47 AM UTC
    #3
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    fake jedis
  4. 2017-11-05 at 2:50 AM UTC
    #4
    RestStop Space Nigga
    It isn't murder if I yell "Die faggot" before I shoot you.
  5. 2017-11-05 at 5:33 PM UTC
    #5
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I wrapped my hands around the baby's neck and I squeezed with all of my might. The baby attempted to cough and sputter. I cough feel the motions under my intense grip as I watched it's face frozen in a death scream turn red then blue then a deep purple. "I fucking HATE you! I growled at it through gritted teeth as I wrung the last breaths of life from it's body. I then dismembered it and flushed the various pieces down the toilet where it's remains collected amongst HEAPING piles of shit and piss forever and ever. Amen.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. 2017-11-06 at 2:32 AM UTC
    #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace I wrapped my hands around the baby's neck and I squeezed with all of my might. The baby attempted to cough and sputter. I cough feel the motions under my intense grip as I watched it's face frozen in a death scream turn red then blue then a deep purple. "I fucking HATE you! I growled at it through gritted teeth as I wrung the last breaths of life from it's body. I then dismembered it and flushed the various pieces down the toilet where it's remains collected amongst HEAPING piles of shit and piss forever and ever. Amen.

    anything that large would be found in one of several various 'traps' in a modern waste processing system.
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