2015-08-02 at 2:56 PM UTC
scream a lot and pull your hair out
2015-08-02 at 2:58 PM UTC
how do i shake n bake dph?
2015-08-02 at 6:46 PM UTC
Fuck DPH use duster, nigga
2015-08-03 at 10:51 PM UTC
Lay in the middle of the sidewalk and whenever anyone approaches you, roll away from them while making a distressed grunting noise.
2015-08-03 at 11:42 PM UTC
Get some alcohol, a large burlap sack, some cats, and an industrial-sized dryer.
Step 1: Drink the alcohol until sufficiently drunk.
Step 2: Put the cats within the sack and then place it in the dryer.
Step 3: Climb into the sack along with the cats and turn on the dryer.
The cats, terrified from the tumbling, will begin to claw you about the face and body.
Make sure to record it for archival purposes.
2015-08-03 at 11:55 PM UTC
you obviously carefully thought this out. I like you.
2020-06-21 at 8:06 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
This thread is very edumacational