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how to be crazy af

  1. #1
    scream a lot and pull your hair out
  2. #2
    how do i shake n bake dph?

  3. #3
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Fuck DPH use duster, nigga
  4. #4
    Lay in the middle of the sidewalk and whenever anyone approaches you, roll away from them while making a distressed grunting noise.
  5. #5
    Get some alcohol, a large burlap sack, some cats, and an industrial-sized dryer.

    Step 1: Drink the alcohol until sufficiently drunk.
    Step 2: Put the cats within the sack and then place it in the dryer.
    Step 3: Climb into the sack along with the cats and turn on the dryer.

    The cats, terrified from the tumbling, will begin to claw you about the face and body.

    Make sure to record it for archival purposes.
  6. #6
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    you obviously carefully thought this out. I like you.
  7. #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    This thread is very edumacational
  8. #8
    agree
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