2017-11-04 at 1:57 AM UTC
I'd like to form a community of men who gather annually for a 7-day "festival" that entails us wearing robes, standing in a semi circle in a dimly lit basement room, and each having our way with a series of infants and toddlers before dismembering and eating them along with whatever else everyone brings to the Grand Potluck on the final day of the ceremonies.
And chanting. There'll be lots of chanting.
2017-11-04 at 1:59 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
There has to be chanting.
2017-11-04 at 2:01 AM UTC
I will only and I mean ONLY participate if these infants are sacrifices to Lucifer and increases my wealth in some supernaturally fast way.
2017-11-04 at 2:01 AM UTC
There's not going to be a moment of time that at least one person isn't chanting, that's a guarantee.
2017-11-04 at 2:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop
I will only and I mean ONLY participate if these infants are sacrifices to Lucifer and increases my wealth in some supernaturally fast way.
After they die I will choose several to be hollowed out and filled with cash and techamphetamine, and we will all take our turn with a spiked baseball bat at the human piñatas. All the while maintaining chants.
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2017-11-04 at 2:10 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
SSSSSHHHHHO0OOTTTTTAAAAAAABAAAAALLAAAAAAHROOOOOOOOOLLAAAAAACOLLAAAAAAS
2017-11-04 at 2:12 AM UTC
not being able to play rs makes me severely depressed
2017-11-04 at 2:13 AM UTC
Please this is a topical thread in a topical forum thanks.
2017-11-04 at 2:15 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Shottarottaballacallaaaaaaa
2017-11-04 at 2:16 AM UTC
i've been putting tiny aliens in my penis for years now <:D
2017-11-04 at 2:17 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I will later.
You Know I Will