My secret society

1. 2017-11-04 at 1:57 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'd like to form a community of men who gather annually for a 7-day "festival" that entails us wearing robes, standing in a semi circle in a dimly lit basement room, and each having our way with a series of infants and toddlers before dismembering and eating them along with whatever else everyone brings to the Grand Potluck on the final day of the ceremonies.
   
   And chanting. There'll be lots of chanting.
2. 2017-11-04 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   There has to be chanting.
3. 2017-11-04 at 2:01 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   I will only and I mean ONLY participate if these infants are sacrifices to Lucifer and increases my wealth in some supernaturally fast way.
4. 2017-11-04 at 2:01 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   There's not going to be a moment of time that at least one person isn't chanting, that's a guarantee.
5. 2017-11-04 at 2:02 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I love to chant.
6. 2017-11-04 at 2:03 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RestStop I will only and I mean ONLY participate if these infants are sacrifices to Lucifer and increases my wealth in some supernaturally fast way.

   
   After they die I will choose several to be hollowed out and filled with cash and techamphetamine, and we will all take our turn with a spiked baseball bat at the human piñatas. All the while maintaining chants.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
7. 2017-11-04 at 2:04 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mmQ After they die I will choose several to be hollowed out and filled with cash and techamphetamine, and we will all take our turn with a spiked baseball bat at the human piñatas. All the while maintaining chants.

   
   My type of convention
8. 2017-11-04 at 2:06 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mashlehash My type of convention

   
   You wanna sort of be like the chant leader guy?
9. 2017-11-04 at 2:06 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I would be honored
10. 2017-11-04 at 2:08 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash I would be honored

    
    Can you please share an example or two of your chanting credentials? Thank you.
11. 2017-11-04 at 2:10 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    SSSSSHHHHHO0OOTTTTTAAAAAAABAAAAALLAAAAAAHROOOOOOOOOLLAAAAAACOLLAAAAAAS
12. 2017-11-04 at 2:11 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Can you please share an example or two of your chanting credentials? Thank you.

    
    pick me instead https://symbolnyc.bandcamp.com/track/dissociated-outro
13. 2017-11-04 at 2:11 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    :(
14. 2017-11-04 at 2:12 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    not being able to play rs makes me severely depressed
15. 2017-11-04 at 2:13 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Please this is a topical thread in a topical forum thanks.
16. 2017-11-04 at 2:15 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Shottarottaballacallaaaaaaa
17. 2017-11-04 at 2:16 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i've been putting tiny aliens in my penis for years now <:D
18. 2017-11-04 at 2:16 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by just one more mongol pick me instead https://symbolnyc.bandcamp.com/track/dissociated-outro

    
    Oh my, I completely forgot about your high-level akmah praises.
    
    Well this changes things.. hmmmmmm.
    
    Mash if you'd like the position you'll have to audition with a vocaroo chant of your choosing.
19. 2017-11-04 at 2:17 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I will later.
    
    You Know I Will
20. 2017-11-04 at 2:18 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash I will later.
    
    You Know I Will

    
    Why can't you do it NOW?