2017-11-01 at 2:38 AM UTC
my grandad wos in ww2 and when he was 7 he dressed up as a city gont and walked into the bank of england shouting fuck the pound hes still locked up 4 it
2017-11-02 at 1:26 AM UTC
My dad busted a nut in my mom and got her pregnant than left and never came back, what a goof
2017-11-02 at 2:18 AM UTC
My mom use to talk about how she had an abortion right after my older brother. He's like a year older than me...lol
No joke though. She use to admit to it.
2017-11-02 at 2:45 AM UTC
My Dad was and continues to be a prolific thief and heroin addict. I'm sure he's out committing multiple larcenies as we speak.
2017-11-02 at 2:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop
My Dad was and continues to be a prolific thief and heroin addict. I'm sure he's out committing multiple larcenies as we speak.
You guys should team up
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2017-11-03 at 10:21 PM UTC
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My grandad used to get drunk and beat my grandmother.
He once beat a dog to death with shovel because he didn't want to waste bullet.
2017-11-03 at 10:32 PM UTC
My obaa-san was Hitler Youth
