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Moving, finally- fuck Florida

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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    About a week ans a half ago, I made arrangements with people I know up north to come up there with my dogs, cats, macaw and baby. Ill finally be getting out ofnthis dump of a home with no hot water, half the house doesnt have electricity running to it and the floors in my kitchen are falling in. The dogs will also have a nice yard, shelter and people who will care for them well. I dont plan to stay long there, just about a month. My roommate, whos been staying with me since I picked him up 4 -5months ago while he was hitchhiking, my friends down south had my baby, he had nowhere to stay and wanted to try to meet up with an old friend near where my baby was- I invited him to stay for a few days until I went to visit my son, he stayed, went with me and decided to return with me to help me out, about two weeks later he stayed at my house while I got my son and ever since has been helping me watch him, care for him and doing so much for me. Hes gonna be going up there with mebecause he had planned months ago to head out to be on the northeast for the Rainboe Family Gathering, but put it off to help me. Now we are like two weeks away from it, hes gonna ride with me up there and then head out to the gathering in Vermont which is pretty close to where I am going anyway. After the gathering, hes gonna stay with me until I either repair my current vehicle or get a new vehicle and we both, along with my son are gonna head west, pick up §m£ÂgØL and go to Pikes Peak, Zion National park, and to see the Redwoods in California. Ill have people watching my dogs and animals for me, so thatll be good plus have a lot more help finanically to be able to do this. Ive had this calling in me for well over a decade to drive west and see shit out that way but always my anxiety and fear would get the better of me or Id have things holding me back like my Ex husband and my animals- now I dont have those problems so I am doing this. My roommate and §m£ÂgØL promised me theyd go with me, my roomie is exciter since mostly hes just hitchhiked, now we all will be driving and not havr to worry about the uncertainly of being picked up or getting where we want to go and also we will have the ability to stay as long or as short as we want in any place. Ive done a bit of travelling in my life but not like this, mainly just point A to point B drives up and down the east coast. I have a chevy tahoe which has served me well before in the past doing week long camps and such but Im thinking of getting a cargo van or a camper instead so we can be more comfortable on this adventure and room to give some people rides if they have gas money for us, plus some room for annair matress since my back is bad- my tahoe can fit a queen size but thats it with the seats folded down. any advice for this long ass road trip consisting of 3 weirdos and a baby? (Im sure someone is gonna mention a year old baby screaming on a long ride- my child was born to ride, he never, ever cries as long as we are moving. Seriously, hes the best riding baby innthe world, so he isnthe least ofnny worries as far as that is concerned).
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Also, besides advice on shit to bring and such, anyone recommend any places to see? Weeve already decided on Pikes Peak, Zion and the Redwoods.. give me some more ideas. We will be starting out on highway 80 heading west from PA.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Avoid gay clubs.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Hanging out with §m£ÂgØL is like hanging out at a gay club^

    are you going to pull a gun on poor little §m£ÂgØL again? Would this be the first time §m£ÂgØLs ever seen "his" baby in person before?

    How old is your child?
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    Why don't you use paragraphs for fucks sake?
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Hanging out with §m£ÂgØL is like hanging out at a gay club^

    Very true.
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Everytime Ibpost itncondenses everything into a wall of text. Also back usingnmybshittybbroken phone again. As fornhim seeing his child, he was just here with him for over a month. He went back friday and Im moving hopefully tuesday, thursday at the latest. He spent a lot of time while here with him- he agreed that I wasnt exaggerating about having such a calm and good baby. He turned a year old in the middle of May for which Golkum was here to celebrate his birthday with us. No, I havent nor would I pull a gun on anyone. things were stressful while he was here because zive been sick with a kidney infection, and pneumonia for which they wanted to hospitalize me for, but we did have a good time over all I think. I quit my job last week and they were pissed but zi needed the time to pack abd get ready to move so fuck them. Anyone wanna add any practical advice or ideas of places to see while heading out that way?
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    Are you sure this isn't just another poor life choice in a long list of poor life choices?
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    It probably is, but I really dont have much choice with it right now. This choice atleast ensures my animals will be safe and well cared for and Im out ofnthis shitty state and where I can get shit done a lot cheaper for my vehicle. I cpuld be in a homeless shelter in this bumfuck state and my dogs could be displaced, so this is certainly the better option regardless.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    all I know is §m£ÂgØL called me crying one night saying he hates you and that you pulled a gun on him and your husband that ass fucked him

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    if this is a real chick, why have there been no pics posted. someone needs to correct this travesty immediately

    all I know is §m£ÂgØL called me crying one night saying he hates you and that you pulled a gun on him and your husband that ass fucked him

    holy shit, that is the funniest shit ever. a dude, raped by a chick, by her husband. butt rape by proxy. someone just invented a new porn category
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    Take lots of pictures!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    if this is a real chick, why have there been no pics posted. someone needs to correct this travesty immediately



    holy shit, that is the funniest shit ever. a dude, raped by a chick, by her husband. butt rape by proxy. someone just invented a new por

    She is a real chick unfortunately… she's pretty ugly, §m£ÂgØL tells me he loves 3sums but only if he's getting fucked in the ass by a guy as long as a girl is there… he is highly delusional and thinks he actually has a child but he doesn't..

    and evidently it was the first time he got laid , he even wrote a book about it and put it on amazon.com

    sometimes reality is stranger than fiction…

    OP gave her baby temporarily to a couple of lesbians, (she always wants someone to take care of her dogs/baby) and talk about how §m£ÂgØL dodged child support, yet is going to take him on a road trip for fun (thats how supposedly he impregnated her on a "road trip") with a guy that was a "bum" thats been living with her.

    Inb4 §m£ÂgØL gets fucked up the bum by hydro's new bum boyfriend and she pulls out a rubber band gun on them in retaliation.

    Shits fucking fuck tarded and fake man
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Bill Krozby is full of shit. The only truth here is that yeah, §m£ÂgØL lost his virginity in a threesome with my exhusband and I (he didnt get fucked in the ass until he came back while I was pregnant) got pregnant by him. He also did write a book. Thats not what this is all about though... anyone care to add any recommendations for this trip or advice on going on an open ended road trip?
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Pack warm, even in summer sleeping in an unheated car out in the desert can get really uncomfortably cold. A tent and good sleeping bags is usually a better idea than a mattress in the back of a car. Keep a working cellphone with a plan charged because I'm going to bet your car will break down at least once before hitting the west coast. Bring a cooler and keep food on hand, it's not really that you can't find places to eat road tripping in the US, it's just there are a reasonable number of places, especially around national parks and stuff, where there are only overpriced restaurants and expensive stores, sometimes no grocery stores at all within reasonable distance. You can camp a few miles outside of campsites and just cruise in in the morning to use the facilities most places.

    Honestly being broke and homeless and having a 1 year old kid is probably not the time to be going on a road trip. Do you have the money to cover gas and food for however long this is going to take? Any plans on what you're going to do when you get back?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Bill Krozby is full of shit. The only truth here is that yeah, §m£ÂgØL lost his virginity in a threesome with my exhusband and I (he didnt get fucked in the ass until he came back while I was pregnant) got pregnant by him. He also did write a book. Thats not what this is all about though… anyone care to add any recommendations for this trip or advice on going on an open ended road trip?


    I'm not full of shit I just go by what you and §m£ÂgØL have mentioned, you vapid whore. and by this time the baby would be at least almost 2 years old.

    §m£ÂgØL will never show a picture of him with his child or a picture of hyro. Because it's all a hoax. The dudes not even willing to get a job to take care of his child at all, not even for himself.
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Financially the better part of this is sorted out and why I am going- pan handling is an option and I have a way to bail us out if all else fails. I appreciate you giving some appliable advice. Yeah, I am gonna have to either have some work done on my vehicle before I go or just sell her and get something a little more dependable and roomy, which is pretty nuch already taken care of depending on what I choose to do. You mentioned a cellphone plan incase of emergency, which with any vehicle going this far is certainly possible- I just got a nail in my tire and had to plug it- shit happens. im currently with verizon, and where I live is literally a line, just past ny house you get zero recption with other carriers and as faras Ive been with verizon (since I dont get service most the places Ive lived without verizon), what donyou recommend out on the west coast?
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Well since you edited your post- Ive never wanted people to care for my dogs, Ive been doing that for years now. Sure, it makes life easier when ny husband was here to let them out while I was at work, I still let them out, still bathed them, fleaed them, abd gave them medicines and doctored them when they were sick or hurt. My son has been a challenge for me with work and stuggling to get by alone. I did need help, especially while working 60 hours a week and still just skimming by and I was lucky enough, being completly alone, only people watching my child were when I was at workand Id come home and get less then 2 hours alseep with him before work again. It was killing me, I had a heart attack, strss and other health problems going on. Im not ashamed to admit during all that I did need help then- most single mothers have some relative to help or take the baby once in a blue moon- I didnt have shit, no a single break until they stepped up to help me.
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Also, my roommate, Ive never had anything but a platonic relationship with. Ive never had sex with or even a remote sexual experience with. Hes just a decent person out living life and ended up helping me a great deal.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    *you and your fake dad §m£ÂgØL are the worst parents in the world, maybe you two should consider getting jobs? heeeerp deeerp jJEEEERTTTT!!11

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