FORTUNE TELLING RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW

1. 2017-10-29 at 1:02 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   THE GREAT MR FALCONI WILL TELL YOUR FORTUNE THROUGH THE READINGS OF TEA LEAVES AND CLOUD VAPOURS
2. 2017-10-29 at 1:27 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   tell me, wanna-be madam cleo, how deep you can take my dick into your colon.
3. 2017-10-29 at 1:30 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Me me, wigwam
4. 2017-10-29 at 2:15 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Me me, wigwam

   
   Your destiny is autism
5. 2017-10-29 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ~~the sun goes down everyday~~
6. 2017-10-29 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic ~~the sun goes down everyday~~

   
   Your destiny is happy but boring. You will graduate from university with honours and will land a good job. You will officially be a millionaire in 4 years. But somewhere inside the longing will remain for adventures left unhad.
7. 2017-10-29 at 3:09 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Your destiny is happy but boring. You will graduate from university with honours and will land a good job. You will officially be a millionaire in 4 years. But somewhere inside the longing will remain for adventures left unhad.

   
   well shit, maybe i should say fuck it and just move to belize
8. 2017-10-29 at 3:23 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Your destiny is autism

   
   At least I won't have aids or entertain behavior of aids attraction.
9. 2017-10-29 at 3:30 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash At least I won't have aids or entertain behavior of aids attraction.

   
   You will live a life of dependency and restriction, tempered by substance abuse. You will die in obscurity and be buried without a funeral.
10. 2017-10-29 at 10:22 AM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    HOW EMBARRASSING!
11. 2017-10-29 at 2:38 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace HOW EMBARRASSING!

    
    Yeah, who'd want to die in obscurity?