THE ONE TRUE RETARDED THREAD

1. 2017-10-27 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #121
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon No need, I'll get stoned for you.
   
   *Pops gummy*

   
   Oh gawd it's too intense
2. 2017-10-28 at 5:04 AM UTC

   #122
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I miss the edibles I was getting off the deepweb a few months back, the 500 mg bars in particular were no joke.
3. 2017-10-28 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #123
   SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
   Life was so much more simple and tolerable on 15mg etizolam per day. I smell a relapse in my immediate future.
4. 2017-10-28 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #124
   SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon No need, I'll get stoned for you.
   
   *Pops gummy*

   
   From TnT? Was eyeing those 4mg bears before everything went to shit.
5. 2017-10-28 at 5:28 AM UTC

   #125
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SpatianHaigency From TnT? Was eyeing those 4mg bears before everything went to shit.

   
   I heard nothing but good things about that dude but never used him myself. Had a guy that sold dispensary edibles as well as his own homemade stuff though. 250 mg and 500 mg doses of his homemade stuff.
   
   
   
   ^ These in particular will fuck you up. 1 gram of THC in that single brownie bar, meant to be twenty 50 mg doses. You can break off pieces of this the size of your thumbnail and be stoned.
6. 2017-10-28 at 5:31 AM UTC

   #126
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Life was so much more simple and tolerable on 15mg etizolam per day. I smell a relapse in my immediate future.

   
   Just about everyday I think back to the days of prescription benzos and not giving much of a fuck about anything and consider it a viable alternative to current affairs.
7. 2017-10-28 at 5:40 AM UTC

   #127
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
8. 2017-10-28 at 5:51 AM UTC

   #128
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I want to get steroid for bodybuilding, what should I use?
9. 2017-10-28 at 6:08 AM UTC

   #129
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I want to get steroid for bodybuilding, what should I use?

   
   Inject capsaicin.
10. 2017-10-28 at 6:53 AM UTC

    #130
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I want to get steroid for bodybuilding, what should I use?

    
    Testosterone + several months of meticulius research before pinning.
11. 2017-10-28 at 9:16 AM UTC

    #131
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency From TnT? Was eyeing those 4mg bears before everything went to shit.

    
    Things are still okay, you just need to shoot up one more time.
12. 2017-10-28 at 3:15 PM UTC

    #132
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat

    
    MMQ! I need 4 po boys two shrimp two sausage.
13. 2017-10-28 at 3:19 PM UTC

    #133
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat MMQ! I need 4 po boys two shrimp two sausage.

    
    Never had a po boy
14. 2017-10-28 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #134
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I bet there's not a decent sushi roll for 100 miles😙
15. 2017-10-28 at 4:03 PM UTC

    #135
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Shit, I want sushi now. But I have chicken brining that I'm going to fry later too. Gotta do that before getting baked.
16. 2017-10-28 at 4:35 PM UTC

    #136
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sushi is for weeabos
17. 2017-10-28 at 4:52 PM UTC

    #137
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Sushi is for weeabos

    
    Not eating delicious stuff because of insecurity is for faggots.
18. 2017-10-28 at 5:37 PM UTC

    #138
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat I bet there's not a decent sushi roll for 100 miles😙

    
    Let me take you out, bae. I put you on the monitor this time.