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2017-10-21 at 6:21 AM UTC^You cannot hop in my car
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2017-10-21 at 6:25 AM UTC
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2017-10-21 at 6:27 AM UTCoh i dont like them cause they colluded to get World Peace cancelled
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2017-10-21 at 6:30 AM UTCHow so? I vaguely remember that one
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2017-10-21 at 6:47 AM UTCFuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
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2017-10-22 at 12:53 AM UTC
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2017-10-22 at 1:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop So I just started dating this one girl from the community college and she lives with/is super close with her uncle. He is sending me flirty messages and texts what do I do?
Engage in aggressive gay gape rape fantasies with him playing the role of victim.
"You're handcuffed and shackled ass up to a gurney. I make myself a refreshing sugar free smoothie and then use the little nubby thing you use to push the stuff into the juicer to stick up your ass. Your sphincter threatens to burt into ribbons, maiming all in the vicinity- like a poorly manufactured car tire being inflated unsafely, outside of a rack, as contraindicated by normal operating procedure. I push deeper until its all the way inside you, and stand awestruck as several misformed shit-nuggets fall from your mouth.
My cock begins to throb" -
2017-10-22 at 1:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Engage in aggressive gay gape rape fantasies with him playing the role of victim.
"You're handcuffed and shackled ass up to a gurney. I make myself a refreshing sugar free smoothie and then use the little nubby thing you use to push the stuff into the juicer to stick up your ass. Your sphincter threatens to burt into ribbons, maiming all in the vicinity- like a poorly manufactured car tire being inflated unsafely, outside of a rack, as contraindicated by normal operating procedure. I push deeper until its all the way inside you, and stand awestruck as several misformed shit-nuggets fall from your mouth.
My cock begins to throb"
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2017-10-22 at 5:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Engage in aggressive gay gape rape fantasies with him playing the role of victim.
"You're handcuffed and shackled ass up to a gurney. I make myself a refreshing sugar free smoothie and then use the little nubby thing you use to push the stuff into the juicer to stick up your ass. Your sphincter threatens to burt into ribbons, maiming all in the vicinity- like a poorly manufactured car tire being inflated unsafely, outside of a rack, as contraindicated by normal operating procedure. I push deeper until its all the way inside you, and stand awestruck as several misformed shit-nuggets fall from your mouth.
My cock begins to throb"
you've obviously put a lot of thought into that shit.
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2017-10-22 at 5:27 PM UTCWhy wouldn't he? It's his fetish too ya know
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2017-10-22 at 5:40 PM UTC
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2017-10-22 at 10:11 PM UTCAh yes, /r/incels
Where people who are ugly on the outside go to become ugly on the inside. -
2017-10-22 at 10:44 PM UTCThe dude they picked looks like Sid from Ice Age. You know, the sloth?
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2017-10-23 at 1:45 AM UTCI dont get why they cant just fuck hookers. Or do heroin. I havent been laid in at least 4-5 years, and yet I developed a leathery protective layer of all the fucks I have not given. Just fuck a random hooker and realize that the universe and your happiness do not hinge on a warm flesh pocket.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-23 at 2:08 AM UTCIs that what fucks are made of? Skin? Or is this layer elsewhere?
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2017-10-23 at 2:09 AM UTCMostly epithelial cells, yeah. Like a rhinoceros.
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2017-10-23 at 2:17 AM UTC
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2017-10-23 at 2:36 AM UTC
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2017-10-23 at 5:51 PM UTCOom Ballah Shallah
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2017-10-23 at 6:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny I've gathered he's more than a random pic, I don't know if he's the butt of an inside joke or some kind of community leader yet though. Reddit anthropology is a severely under researched field.
Pretty sure they just found a random guy. And he even found a girlfriend, then the excuse became "yeah but he's tall" lol.
